2013 WRITER OF THE YEAR- OPEN!

[poohcarrot]

Just posted #32 & 33

 

[Who's Wee Dug]

poohcarrot wrote:
Not really, coz land and sea are opposites. Something is either the land, or it's the sea. Tulip is not the opposite of land.

Batty wrote:
Not really, coz land and the Sun are different. If something is the land, then it cannot be the Sun ...

Not quite true Batty, the sun is made from paper, paper is made from tree's, tree's come from the land.....

 

[Batty]

poohcarrot wrote:
Not really, coz land and sea are opposites. Something is either the land, or it's the sea. Tulip is not the opposite of land.

Batty wrote:
Not really, coz land and the Sun are different. If something is the land, then it cannot be the Sun ...

Not quite true Batty, the sun is made from paper, paper is made from tree's, tree's come from the land.....

I wish that I was scientific like you, Dug!!

 

[Jan Van Quirm]

Just posted #32 & 33

Isn't that 33 & 34? :whistle:

 

[poohcarrot]

Just posted #32 & 33

Isn't that 33 & 34? :whistle:

You evil, puppet-master mastermind, you :twisted: ! This whole getting me to post numbers plan was designed to catch me out. :twisted:

 

[poohcarrot]

#35 & 36 posted! :dance:

 

[poohcarrot]

WARNING!
OWING TO THE EXPLICIT NATURE OF DRABBLE #37 - "WHY WHY WHY DELILAH?", THE POOHCARROT BOARD OF CENSORS HAVE CLASSIFIED IT AN "18"
IT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY MINERS! or bricklayers, or accountants. :dance:

 

[pip]

I'm suitably disturbed and I've never been down a hole looking for rocks and the like .

 

[poohcarrot]

...so is your cat! :dance:

 

[pip]

And it takes a lot to shock him

 

[poohcarrot]

No, it doesn't!

Watch! :ugeek:

"Fluffy bunny-rabbits!"

 

[pip]

 

[poohcarrot]

See? :dance:

 

[Jan Van Quirm]

Just posted #32 & 33

Isn't that 33 & 34? :whistle:

You evil, puppet-master mastermind, you :twisted: ! This whole getting me to post numbers plan was designed to catch me out. :twisted:

#37 - Bang-ing!

 

[meerkat]

Anyone got a fan? I 've come over all hot. I'll never be able to listen to Tom Jones again!

 

[poohcarrot]

#38 & 39 posted. :dance:

 

[poohcarrot]

40, 41 & 42 posted. :dance:

 

[CrysaniaMajere]

Re: 2013 WRITER OF THE YEAR- ABANDONED!!

I think my fave was on page 72 (surprisingly common ommision - or something like that). Sheer brilliance!

didn't understand it

I also liked the Spock one

not so much

the turning 5 and going to school one

My absolute favorite I love that one
Thanks Pooh

 

[poohcarrot]

Re: 2013 WRITER OF THE YEAR- ABANDONED!!

I think my fave was on page 72 (surprisingly common ommision - or something like that). Sheer brilliance!

didn't understand it

I didn't understand it at first either.
Look at the encyclopedia volume numbers and the last word in III and the first word in IV. What's missing?
Then look at the title. Then read the story again and what's missing?

The letter "e."

So in the parallel world there are no "e-s"

Hence the title and the whole story is written without an "e."

 

[poohcarrot]

43 posted :dance: