2013 WRITER OF THE YEAR- OPEN!
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poohcarrot said:
I can't help noticing a certain pattern developing - bums! 
There was something about changing the word criteria once you'd completed a drabble (at the end there was an option to do more but with a different configuration?
) - has anyone managed to do that yet?
I keep refreshing,this site is too funny. 
The Glamorous Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Some guy and Shadow went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Some guy hit Shadow in her toe with a big awesome iceball. It hurt a lot, but Some guy kissed it stealthily and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really nutritious snow man!" Some guy said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Shadow said. "That would be more crooked and politically correct."
"I know," Some guy said. "We can make a snow armadillo. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up boldly and made a sentient snow armadillo. Some guy put on a potato for the eyeball. The armadillo was almost as big as Shadow.
"It looks teeny-tiny," Some guy said uselessly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Shadow said and held up a purple velociraptor. "I found this under a meteor." She put the velociraptor onto the armadillo's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the armadillo, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a pony stealing your onions.
Shadow screamed accidentally and ran but the snow armadillo chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow armadillo poked her patiently.
"Nobody does that to my little weird Cat," Some guy screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow armadillo through the hair. It fell down and Some guy kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Shadow said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The velociraptor lay in the yard until an expensive child picked it up and took it home.
The Glamorous Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Some guy and Shadow went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Some guy hit Shadow in her toe with a big awesome iceball. It hurt a lot, but Some guy kissed it stealthily and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really nutritious snow man!" Some guy said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Shadow said. "That would be more crooked and politically correct."
"I know," Some guy said. "We can make a snow armadillo. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up boldly and made a sentient snow armadillo. Some guy put on a potato for the eyeball. The armadillo was almost as big as Shadow.
"It looks teeny-tiny," Some guy said uselessly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Shadow said and held up a purple velociraptor. "I found this under a meteor." She put the velociraptor onto the armadillo's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the armadillo, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a pony stealing your onions.
Shadow screamed accidentally and ran but the snow armadillo chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow armadillo poked her patiently.
"Nobody does that to my little weird Cat," Some guy screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow armadillo through the hair. It fell down and Some guy kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Shadow said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The velociraptor lay in the yard until an expensive child picked it up and took it home.
