Well, my book is going to be called;
The amazing adventures of Captain Poohcarrot
Chapter 1
Captain Poohcarrot is from the year 3010, where there are two parallel Earths. The good one is run by the enigmatic President Tony Black and his bionic PA SWReader. The bad one is run by the evil genius J-I-B.
Capt PC (a time cop) lives with a day-glo, large breatsed robotic beauty called Dotsie (.C), who instead of fulfilling Capt PC's every whim, is malfunctioning and stroppy and nags him all the time.
There is only one religion, Lennonism (John Lennon). Capt PC's first mission is to go back in time and stop the assassination of the Messiah, John Lennon. However, like the Quantum butterfly of legend, this can be achieved by altering just one small seemingly unconnected past event.
In this first case, if Capt PC can get Doris Batty of 27 Blackgate Drive, Darlington, to go shopping in Tescos on Saturday July 15 1979, then through a long line of connected events, John Lennon's life will be saved.
J-I-B hears about the plan and despatches a terminator type robot jobbie (a Quirm) to thwart Capt PC's mission