michelanCello said:
I just listened to the last episode on BBC radio player, it is funny 
I've adored you since the moment I first met you,
when I floated down beside you in the zoo,
I knew at once I never could forget you,
you do something to me that nobody else can do,
Oh-oh... spiny porcupine,
won't you be... my Valentine,
tell me... one day you will be mine,
you gorgeous spiny porcupine.
Although we're very different, did you feel the same as me,
when I landed on that sunny afternoon?
Did you look beyond the surface and know we were meant to be?
Do you think that you could love me even though I'm a balloon?
Oh-oh... spiny porcupine,
let us share... a glass of sparkling wine,
then maybe go on back to mine,
divinely spiny porcupine.
Balloon boys are so boring, so lightweight and so smooth.
whereas you're exciting, and you're dangerous and cool.
My friends all say you'll hurt me, but I know that's not the truth.
They're just jealous and don't know you like I do.
So-oh... spiny porcupine,
let me be... your concubine,
how I long... for our bodies to intertwine,
I'm sure it'll all work out just fine!
I love you spiny porcupine.
I'll listen to it tomorrow while driving to and from work. 
