Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

[Dotsie]

Ahem, what?

 

[ShortStacked]

You don't need to justify your choices Shortie! These are just old dudes left behind by this new-fangled technology

But there's nothing quite like the smell of a new book. I do miss that so. :-/

 

[Dotsie]

Everyone says that The smell of books gives me indigestion

(honestly, book shops are a nightmare for me)

 

[Tonyblack]

You don't need to justify your choices Shortie! These are just old dudes left behind by this new-fangled technology

But there's nothing quite like the smell of a new book. I do miss that so. :-/

Except the smell of an old book.

 

[pip]

Ahem, what?

I said most

 

[Bouncy Castle]

:snooty: :snooty: :snooty:

 

[pip]

:whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

 

[Bouncy Castle]

Dunno about coffee, but there's a slap in your near future!!

 

[chris.ph]

and their off

 

[raisindot]

Ahem, what?

I said most

I'm an old fogie (in spirit anyway, according to my kids), and I'm not an E-booker.

 

[SpideyGirl]

They are. There are seven of them.

[ runs ]

 

[pip]

Ahem, what?

I said most

I'm an old fogie (in spirit anyway, according to my kids), and I'm not an E-booker.

Ah but you're smarter than the other ol fogies

 

[Bouncy Castle]

TMZ.com

Forget carrying it in your purse -- now you can keep "Fifty Shades of Grey" where it matters most ... near your special lady place ... because TMZ has learned, the people behind the book just inked a massive women's underwear deal.

A rep for CopCorp Licensing tells TMZ, three apparel companies have just locked down the FIRST EVER licensing deals with author E.L. James to distribute "Fifty Shades"-themed clothes ... from t-shirts and hoodies ... to ladies' pantyhose, underwear, and pajamas.

According to CopCorp, FREEZE Clothing will be selling the knits, tees, and hoodies. A company called HYP will be selling hosiery, garters, and tights. And something called Briefly Stated will sell daywear, loungewear, and sleepwear (including underwear).

It's big news -- considering "Fifty Shades" is one of the most valuable licenses on the planet right now ... after the series sold more than 40 million copies worldwide.


:doh:

 

[Catch-up]

Unbelievable!

 

[Bouncy Castle]

I know. They just can't throw enough money at the bloody woman.

 

[Bouncy Castle]

Still. Presumably, if a woman is wearing a 50SoG tee, a bloke knows she's up for a bit of bondage!

 

[Dotsie]

And she won't require much in the way of intelligent conversation.

 

[Bouncy Castle]

:clap: :clap:

She'll be happy with an orange squash and a nipple clamp!

 

[raptornx01]

:think:

still nah, once in awhile its fine, but i couldn't live that lifestyle. you have to be "On" all the time. like i said, its boring.

 

[Who's Wee Dug]

A bit like having a best cut of steak every day.