Can anyone 'splain Fifty Shades of Gray to me?

[ShadowNinjaCat]

She most certainly won't like them as much after that.

 

[Dotsie]

I didn't do that. Funny how it didn't occur to me...

 

[high eight]

[ backs away from High Eight ]

Well, she said she liked werewolves and vampires........

 

[Sister Jennifer]

Went into a card shop in the next village today, which was a bit odd as these places often are

That's because you're not local and you covert the precious things of the shop.

Mwahahahahahaha!

Great story btw.

 

[Penfold]

I'm seeing my mate in London later today. It's his 50th Birthday and his surname is Gray so I decided to give him a certain book as a present (probably along with everyone else).

I forgot to say the present was well received (sort off) and later provided a source of entertainment where people would open it to a random page trying to find one that was free of poorly written soft porn. We failed.

 

[Tonyblack]

Somewhat of topic here, but related. With the apparent increase of S&M, bondage and sex slavery that this book deals with (as I understand it), it seems that courts are now having to consider where you draw the line between assault and consensual sex games.

This case in Missouri is an example where an abuser is claiming that the abuse was consensual.

It's certainly an interesting question if people are going to practice such things. When does it cease to be fun and turn into abuse? And if a partner says "stop", what happens if the other person doesn't?

 

[Bouncy Castle]

As I understand it, there's a "safe word" agreed between the parties before the, erm, event, commences.

Say the safe word, and the other party should stop.

 

[Bouncy Castle]

From the Comments section of that article:

The young woman went to a hospital in 2009 with bad injuries. She was 23 then, so this began in 2002 when she was FIFTEEN OR SIXTEEN! Still think this is a simple privacy matter?

I take back my previous post.

 

[Bouncy Castle]

50 Sheds of Grey from Twitter has made himself a bundle, I suspect!

His postings have been published over here, and are soon to be published Stateside.

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fifty-s ... 1250033666

Love the cover! :clap:

 

[Willem]

I'm currently reading this book and I have to say, it's very, very, very bad.

 

[Bouncy Castle]

What, SHADES or sheds?

 

[Willem]

Shades! I've still got high hopes for the sheds

 

[Bouncy Castle]

This is the most recent Tweet from 50 Sheds on Twitter.

Fifty Sheds of Grey ‏@50ShedsofGrey

I found her lying naked on the shed floor, covered in rose petals. 'What do you think?' she purred. 'Not sure,' I said, 'Could be greenfly.'

 

[Bouncy Castle]

Fifty Sheds of Grey ‏

I opened the shed door to find her lying naked on my workbench covered in brightly-coloured lumps of putty. She was a play-doh masochist.


:clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[chris.ph]

 

[chris.ph]

'Hurt me!' she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over the workbench. 'Very well,' I replied, 'You've got fat ankles and no dress sense.'

i found loads of these :whistle: :whistle:

 

[chris.ph]

i just found"50 sheds of grey on kindle " for 79p

 

[Bouncy Castle]

He's really funny.

His "book" on Amazon is a Twitter wonder!! Not checked it out, but presume it is a Kindle type book, and not paper?

 

[Who's Wee Dug]

i just found"50 sheds of grey on kindle " for 79p

Does that include the wood. :twisted:

 

[Dotsie]

Depends how much you enjoy it.