Moocow Poorchick (or James What The Hell's That Cow Doing In Here Poorchick)
My God He's Heavy The First
Yodel Lightley
Total Biscuit
Chlamydia Weaver (ended up being Sally Weaver after her mother decided it was easier to spell)
Hodgesaarrgh! I just love the way it's so natrual, everyone in Lancre knows him by that name and they call him it without thinking. Genius! Binky is good, and Note Spelling always cracks me up
Moocow Poorchick (or James What The Hell's That Cow Doing In Here Poorchick)
My God He's Heavy The First
Yodel Lightley
Total Biscuit
Chlamydia Weaver (ended up being Sally Weaver after her mother decided it was easier to spell)
I think Imp Y Celyn in Soul Music because Pratchett uses the opportunity to inflict one of the worst puns in human history on the reader (it's sort of Welsh for Buddy Holly)
Cut Me Own Hand Off Dibbler in Omnia (Small Gods)
Adora Belle Dearheart because she is obviously spending her life trying to be the opposite of her name.
Moist von Lipwig because it sounds like the perfect name for someone like him.
Only trouble with Daves tent pegs once they were hammered in you almost had to dig them as demonstrated at one Wincanton spring event, he also sold a remover with them if you wanted one.