Favourite one liners

[deldaisy]

I think there is a brilliant one liner in every Dr Who episode ever made.....

And can we even venture NEAR Red Dwarf?....


Lister : Kyrton, go to blue alert
Kyrton : are you sure sir, it means I will have to change the bulb

AND of course........... too many to list for Blackadder... that show was just a compliation of acting around one liners.

 

[SpideyGirl]

With great power comes great responsibility

 

[Sister Jennifer]

Did someone mention Red Dwarf?

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

 

[Quatermass]

Another from Blake's 7:

Avon: (Upon hearing that Blake intends to attack the Terra Nostra, after they betrayed a potential alliance, via their source of the Shadow drug) Oh, yes of course. Law makers, law breakers, let us fight them all. Why not?

 

[Sjoerd3000]

Clint Eastwood can be pretty good

In Gran Torino: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have f*cked with? That's me.

From the Outlaw Josey Wales:
Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

 

[Antiq]

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way" - Jessica Rabbit.

"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." _ Monty Python And The Holy Grail.

"You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Clause!" - A Night At The Opera

 

[meerkat]

Pirates of the Caribbean, The Curse of the Black Pearl - “You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before”, Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp)

 

[MongoGutman]

"Me? I don't mean anything." - Ford Prefect

"My name is not important." - Slaartibartfast

 

[SpideyGirl]

Homer: I wish I had listened to whatever it was you said

 

[Penfold]

"Me? I don't mean anything." - Ford Prefect

"My name is not important." - Slaartibartfast

Or

"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin.

 

[Quatermass]

One of the best responses ever in Doctor Who. Ace is hiding from Daleks, but one finds her shortly after destroying her prized tape-deck. It squawks "SMALL HU-MAN FE-MALE SIGH-TED ON LEVEL THREE." Her response, shortly before beating the crap out of the Dalek with an energy-charged baseball bat?


"WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' SMALL?!"

 

[Mycroft Vimes]

"Yes well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards,that's my policy".
Harry Callahan's was nice,but that one was better,especially with the 'murdered innocence-look' following the mayor's unnecessaryly scornful reply.

 

[meerkat]

Excellent. I love Frank Drebin!

 

[Catch-up]

Clint Eastwood can be pretty good

In Gran Torino: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have f*cked with? That's me.

From the Outlaw Josey Wales:
Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

Those are great! Haven't seen either of those movies yet.

 

[Sister Jennifer]

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

 

[Quatermass]

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Very deep. You should send that in to Reader's Digest, they have a page for people like you.

 

[Sister Jennifer]

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Very deep. You should send that in to Reader's Digest, they have a page for people like you.

Nevermind all that. Drink up, the world's about to end.

 

[Willem]

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson, Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendement

 

[meerkat]

"I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."
(Groucho Marx, Duck Soup)

 

[Bouncy Castle]

Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it infamy.

Best. Line. Ever!