Favourite one liners
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We need to get bigger guns. BIG F***ING GUNS!- Split Second
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?- Dirty Harry
Good? Bad? I’m the guy with the gun. — Army of Darkness
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?- Dirty Harry
Good? Bad? I’m the guy with the gun. — Army of Darkness
"When i was in the water back there,i was drowning,my whole life flashed before my eyes...and i wasn't in it!" 
Peter Boyle in In God We Tru$t(07.45).
From the same movie(04.45) :
"You can fool some of the people all the time and those are the sons of b*tches we're gonna get."
Andy Kaufman as Armageddon T. Thunderbird.
Last line followed by :
"Now we could have every sinner's balls in our hands,just how much we decide to squeeze them for,will be G.O.D.'s decision."
Peter Boyle in In God We Tru$t(07.45).
From the same movie(04.45) :
"You can fool some of the people all the time and those are the sons of b*tches we're gonna get."
Andy Kaufman as Armageddon T. Thunderbird.
Last line followed by :
"Now we could have every sinner's balls in our hands,just how much we decide to squeeze them for,will be G.O.D.'s decision."
"Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves." ~ Oddball
"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? " ~ Odball
"And seargeant, all you have to do to earn an equal share of that gold is to crank that turret around and blow a hole in those doors." ~ Kelly
"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? " ~ Odball
"And seargeant, all you have to do to earn an equal share of that gold is to crank that turret around and blow a hole in those doors." ~ Kelly
Quotes by (the gorgeous) Captain Jack Sparrow
Allow me to lend a machete to your intellectual thicket...
Don't need you--you scare me. Mr. Gibbs, you can come, Marty--[sees Pintel] Eugh. Mr Cotton... Cotton's parrot, a little iffy, but at least I'll have someone to talk to.
We must fight... to run away. (very Rincewind! )
We are to assume that she is a woman scorned, which fury hell hath no!
Nobody move! I've dropped me brain!
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
Allow me to lend a machete to your intellectual thicket...
Don't need you--you scare me. Mr. Gibbs, you can come, Marty--[sees Pintel] Eugh. Mr Cotton... Cotton's parrot, a little iffy, but at least I'll have someone to talk to.
We must fight... to run away. (very Rincewind!
) We are to assume that she is a woman scorned, which fury hell hath no!
Nobody move! I've dropped me brain!
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
Just heard a nice one on BBC4's new Dirk Gently-episode.
"In fact i've been known to be so discrete that even my clients doubt i'm working on their case."
Leading it in is a later to be murdered woman posing as the wife of an already murdered client :
Girl : Can you be discrete?
Dirk : I stake my reputation on it.
Followed by...
:Girl : Can you be discrete?
Dirk : I stake my reputation on it.
Followed by...
"In fact i've been known to be so discrete that even my clients doubt i'm working on their case."
