Groucho Marx Quotes :
1. Room service? Send up a larger room.
2. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
3. I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
4. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his chequebook open.
5. Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
6. He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
7. Look, if you don't like my parties, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, leave in a minute and a huff. If you can't find that, you can leave in a taxi.
8. How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
9. From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
10. I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
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