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rorym97

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A thought occurred to me recently: given the regrettable trend for idiots to purchase dogs based on their perceived "hardness" or "toughness", perhaps Sir Terry could work this into the Feegle mythos? And I have the perfect candidates:
Robins!

Everyone thinks of them as these adorable little fluffy birds that are bold, fearless, and just a little cocky.

They're not. They're psychotic.

Robins are insanely aggressive at certain times of the year, and will attack male Robins so violently they've been recorded breaking bones and even killing one another! They've also been filmed attacking stuffed specimens, their own reflections, and anything that looks a bit like a Robin (sounds a bit Feegle-like....). Here's an example http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3kZ-NYXvbo

I personally have witnessed a Robin attacking an Eagle Owl! (For those of you who don't know, an Eagle Owl is a predator with wingspan of nearly six feet!) Now, whilst it is common for multispecies bird groups to attack birds of prey (this is known as "mobbing") the Robin in question was by itself!

I just love the idea of a Feegle with a Robin on a leash, struggling to maintain that it's a cool idea for a pet, despite the fact that it's just as likely to savage it's owner as it is to behave itself.

Plus, their temperament is basically the bird equivalent of a Feegle. Watching one sat on your hand, looking you directly in the eye, you just know it's thinking "Oi! See youz Jimmy! Whit ye lookin' et?"
 

raisindot

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Wow. I wonder if this is unique to European robins.

We gets tons of them up here starting around April and we'll often get four or more wandering around the back yard looking for worms. I've never seen any of them fight with each other or attack anything else. Cardinals I've seen scaring away smaller birds at the feeder. I've seen swallows and crows attacking hawks. Blue jays will attack people if you get close enough. But robins? Not a one!
 

Tonyblack

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raisindot said:
Wow. I wonder if this is unique to European robins.

We gets tons of them up here starting around April and we'll often get four or more wandering around the back yard looking for worms. I've never seen any of them fight with each other or attack anything else. Cardinals I've seen scaring away smaller birds at the feeder. I've seen swallows and crows attacking hawks. Blue jays will attack people if you get close enough. But robins? Not a one!
This is a subject of great amusement between Sharlene and me as an American Robin and a European one are like totally different birds. I call the American ones red-breasted blackbirds and Sharlene insists (with tongue in cheek) that European robins aren't robins at all.

For a start European robins are about half the size of the American ones and the European one is a very common sight on Christmas cards, whereas over there you tend to have cardinals. :laugh:

Magpies might good Feegle pets as well. I have seen magpies mobbing buzzards before now and once saw two magpies taking it in turn to attack a cat.
 

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I'll second the Arctic Skua Tony, vicious little bu@@ars that they are, but I have to admit the European Robin can be a violent thug, I had three males that each saw my garden as the corner of their own territory and the fights they had over who controlled which parts of it were quite nasty. However when one of them was there on their own they were lovely friendly birds quite often perched right by me as I gardened. They are also much smaller than the Skua so a perfect Feegle pet :laugh:
 
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Alanz

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Most Birds are very terratorial, Wrens are even smaller that robins and they are extreemly terratorial, especially during Nesting season,But Feegle size i would reccomend the Goldcrest as i think it's the UK smallest bird. :laugh: ( i'm not a boff i just like Birds....Feathered kind before we get ant comments :laugh: :laugh:
 

raisindot

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Tonyblack said:
For a start European robins are about half the size of the American ones
Oh, great. Yet ANOTHER slap in the face by Europeans saying even our ROBINS are obscenely overweight. :laugh:

Well, it's true. I've seen U.S. robins that could give some cornish hens a run for their money sizewize.
 

Tonyblack

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It's funny - once I learned what an American robin looked like, it changed my whole view of Batman. :laugh:

I remember Dave Hodges (Hodgesarrrgh) getting really annoyed on another board over the American version of a buzzard compared to the European one. Dave's favourite bird, Lady Jane, was a buzzard and he could talk about her endlessly.

European Common Buzzard

American Buzzard - aka Turkey Vulture
 

raisindot

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Getting totally off track here, one of the main reasons President Thomas Jefferson sponsored the Lewis and Clark expedition is because he wanted to gather biological evidence to refute a long-held European bias that American animals were much smaller than than their European counterparts. All it took were some buffalo hides, deer antlers and grizzly bear skeletons to disprove THAT theory. Although it should have been disproven the minute the first non-Vikings stepped foot on the North American shores and discovered that nearly all the native Americans they encountered were taller, larger, stronger and far better looking than they were. :laugh:
 
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Tonyblack said:
raisindot said:
Wow. I wonder if this is unique to European robins.

We gets tons of them up here starting around April and we'll often get four or more wandering around the back yard looking for worms. I've never seen any of them fight with each other or attack anything else. Cardinals I've seen scaring away smaller birds at the feeder. I've seen swallows and crows attacking hawks. Blue jays will attack people if you get close enough. But robins? Not a one!
This is a subject of great amusement between Sharlene and me as an American Robin and a European one are like totally different birds. I call the American ones red-breasted blackbirds and Sharlene insists (with tongue in cheek) that European robins aren't robins at all.

For a start European robins are about half the size of the American ones and the European one is a very common sight on Christmas cards, whereas over there you tend to have cardinals. :laugh:

Magpies might good Feegle pets as well. I have seen magpies mobbing buzzards before now and once saw two magpies taking it in turn to attack a cat.
American Robins are actually members of the Thrush family (Turdus migratorius). Where as the European Robin is related to the Flycatcher family (Erithacus rubecula). The Americans got called that by early settlers simple because they had red breasts, just like our Robins. :geek: :laugh:
 

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We had an American Robin in Grimsby a few Years ago, It was around for a few days, drew alot of Twitchers to it, till a Sparrowhawk spotted it, then goodbye American Robin..shame really :(
 

rorym97

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I'm glad that people got a laugh out of this, and that I was able to reveal the true nature of European Robins to those who weren't aware of it :)

I agree with the Skuas comments, evil little buggers they are!

Speaking of birds, it occurs to me that Feegles would probably eat birds, either by (probably less-than-successfully) disguising themselves as female birds and trying to act alluring or more likely by repeatedly catapulting a Feegle sword-first into the sky until he hits something.

I also quite like the idea of Feegles encountering a tortoise, as I own one myself (a tortoise, not a Feegle) and can quite easily see the tortoise being the Immovable Object to the Feegles' Unstoppable Force. Most likely this would result in a hiding tortoise surrounded by Feegles with concussions.
 

Alanz

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Skuas.....vicious buggers, I've been attacked by those while at Assention Island, Feegles could tame one to ride,like the Hawk o_O:
 

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