Forum Writer of 2012 Competition

[Willem]

OK, if we're taking credit mine were the Star Trek TNG/Voyager crossover You Can't keep a Good Man Down, the Colin Smythe thing, both of which fell at the first hurdle and A Trick which crashed out of the first knock-out round

I quite like the Colin Smythe one, somehow thought it was one of Pooh's though

 

[michelanCello]

OK, if we're taking credit mine were the Star Trek TNG/Voyager crossover You Can't keep a Good Man Down, the Colin Smythe thing, both of which fell at the first hurdle and A Trick which crashed out of the first knock-out round

I quite like the Colin Smythe one, somehow thought it was one of Pooh's though

Me too, but I really liked it!

 

[poohcarrot]

If everyone owns up as to what stories they wrote, the writers of the two stories in the final can be guestimated.

 

[Quatermass]

And you're all philestines for not getting me into the top 4

Seconded. Except for not getting me into the top 4 either.

 

[MongoGutman]

I blame corruption, collusion, chicanary and cheating

 

[Batty]

I blame corruption, collusion, chicanary and cheating

That sounds like the name of a Solicitors office!

They are obviously neighbours to 'sad, sorrowful, sulky, souls'

 

[Del]

I blame corruption, collusion, chicanary and cheating

You forgot APATHY and INDECISION.

I only voted in the last two rounds.

 

[MongoGutman]

I blame corruption, collusion, chicanary and cheating

That sounds like the name of a Solicitors office!

They are obviously neighbours to 'sad, sorrowful, sulky, souls'

I'll be going to my solicitors, Soo, Grabbit and Runne to see if anything can be done about it.

 

[meerkat]

My Solicitors are Screwham and Bleedham-Dry.

 

[Jan Van Quirm]

When I worked in the courts we had a real local firm called Wright Hassall and Co - they mainly did conveyancing (property law) and divorce cases

 

[Quatermass]

When I worked in the courts we had a real local firm called Wright Hassall and Co - they mainly did conveyancing (property law) and divorce cases

 

[chuckie]

There's a solicitor in my home town called Nick Crook.

 

[Jan Van Quirm]

There was a deputy chief clerk at one of the London Crown Courts called Crook

 

[MongoGutman]

...and of course there was Jack Straw, a Home Secretary named after a famous highwayman...

 

[poohcarrot]

Just out of interest, the Forum Writer of 2012 spawned 8 different threads.

There have been 778 different posts
and 8,660 views

All this in only 5 weeks!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[pip]

Go Pooh :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[Batty]

Go Pooh :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Don't say that, pip. I'm hoping that he'll stick around!!!

 

[pip]

I'm sure he can be pursuaded but don't give him too big a head

 

[Sjoerd3000]

We could offer Pooh some whiskey

 

[Jan Van Quirm]

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