going postal

[Bouncy Castle]

Whelkom.

 

[Squig]

Well it's nice to know I won't eel like a fish out of water on here.

 

[Bouncy Castle]

Sprats for sure.

 

[Squig]

I can't think of a single one more now... other than I feel well schoaled in the art of punning...

 

[bikkit]

My cod, you know a lot of puns. You have my seal of approval for that. I'm not lion(fish) about it- your turbot-charged punning skills have got me hooked

 

[poohcarrot]

(Dotsie already used "cod")

 

[Who's Wee Dug]

You do keep herring on about it.

 

[poohcarrot]

Well! You are just being crabby, maybe you should play a different tuna or do you do it on porpoise?

 

[Bouncy Castle]

One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah, I want you to make me a new Ark".

Noah replies, "No probs God, anything you want after all you're the boss".

But God interrupts, "Ah but there's a catch this time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, ..... I want 20 decks one on top of the other".

"20 DECKS!", screams Noah, "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say, should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"

"Yep, that's right, well ..... sort of right.......this time I want you to fill it up with fish" God answers.

"Fish?" Queries Noah.

"Yep, fish ... well, to make it more specific Noah, I want Carp, wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!"

Noah looks to the skies, "OK God, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?"

"Check".

"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?".

"Check".

"And you want it full of Carp?".

"Check"

"But why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether.


"Well...." says God,.............................................................











"I just thought it would be nice to have a Multi-Storey Carp Ark"

 

[poohcarrot]

 

[Bouncy Castle]

Ithangyou. I'm here all week. Try the steak.

 

[fords]

I'm gonna have to use that joke at work

 

[ramtopsman]

Is the DVD actually out

Because i went to HMV in bury and they said it isnt even out on dvd until the 23rd of august

=/ i have seen them on sale online

 

[ramtopsman]

Never mind just checked HMV website and it shows it is on pre order for the 23rd of august

 

[Tonyblack]

Is the DVD actually out

Because i went to HMV in bury and they said it isnt even out on dvd until the 23rd of august

=/ i have seen them on sale online

It's online, but still not released yet. Amazon and Play.com say 23rd August as well.

 

[ramtopsman]

Cheers tony black

Cheers mate i just hear if you was to buy it at HMV in store its gonna cost £24 but online its only £17 but knowing Hmv bet they put £8 post and package lol

 

[Tonyblack]

£11.99 from HMV online and free delivery.

 

[ramtopsman]

Yay four more days

 

[Bouncy Castle]

http://www.asda-entertainment.co.uk/dvd ... ion=search

A while ago, someone told me that Asda's website was very cheap on the DVD front.

It would appear to be so.

 

[bikkit]

^they have anime *o*
And it's cheaper than HMV

Just had to say that