Great A'tuin done in Cherry Wood

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Scruffy05

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Dear Mr. Terry Pratchett and the Discworld Community

A long time ago, through pure serendipity, I came across my first Discworld book: Small Gods. It was quite possibly one of the most insightful, enjoyable and clever books I had ever had the pleasure of reading. Small Gods led to Reaper Man. Reaper Man led to Night Watch. Night Watch led to the most voracious appetite for the works of an author I have ever known. I introduced the writings of Terry Pratchett to my girlfriend back then; a woman I had only begun to date.

You made us laugh together. You made us think. You helped us to bond. When times were good we would follow along with Commander Vimes as he tried to crush out evil and stupidity with the incredibly thin soles of his boots. When times weren't so good, I would turn to the stories of Rincewind and realize that no matter how bad it was, it could always be worse. At least I never had a homicidal box on legs following behind me.

Terry, with the aid of your stories and your humor, my girlfriend and I became ever closer through the intervening years. I am proud to say that that woman is now my wife. We got married a few short months ago and as a wedding gift to us, knowing our mutual love for your stories, my father hand carved out of cherry wood the most epic cake stand the world has ever seen. He carved a giant turtle with four unique elephants riding on it's back. He brought me in to help him and I truly cherish my memories of him and I in the shop slowly sanding and shaping the form of the elephants and detailing the scales of the turtle. A year and a half of continuous effort and roughly 1000 man hours of dedicated work ensured that the turtle was done roughly 2 weeks before the wedding.

The table top measures just over two feet round. The turtle is roughly three feet long from tip to tail and weighs in at a healthy 80 pounds. The whole thing sits 16 inches off the base. As I mentioned previously, the whole thing was carved by hand.

Shortly after the wedding, my wife and I moved across the country. We live in Canada and we moved from one coast to the other. When you live in Canada, moving across the country truly means something. I built a special crate for transporting it with us and my new friends who helped us move into our first place could not stop talking about it. That cake stand my Dad carved is now the centerpiece and coffee table in my first home. Every day we see it and every day I am reminded of the time him and I spent. It is our most prized possession.

I have included the pictures that our wedding photographers took on the day. While it did take a little explaining to the uninitiated at the wedding, the A'tuin cake stand was a roaring success. It was the most photographed wedding cake that I have ever seen. I have also included several pictures from our big unveiling shortly before the wedding. The handsome gentleman in the one picture is my wonderful father.

Since this whole thing was ultimately your idea, we wanted to let you share in on the joy and what is now our greatest treasure.

Thank You for all the memories.









 

Tonyblack

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Welcome to the site, Scruffy! :laugh:

That table is a thing of incredible beauty and I'm sure every member of this site is going to be as jealous as hell.

I also met my wife through Terry's writings - I suspect he's Cupid in disguise! :laugh:

As far as we know, Terry doesn't read this site - he's certainly never posted here - but who knows?
 

Scruffy05

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I also sent an e-mail to his agent Colin Smythe (based off your recommendation on this very site).

I had Colin's e-mail as cpsmythe-at-aol.com.. is that correct? Is there a better one? If I knew a more direct route of contact I would use it.
 

Scruffy05

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chris.ph said:
very nice, a skill ive never managed to master :laugh: :laugh:
This was basically his first carving. He had done some wood embosses 20 years ago that turned out well, though he is no longer a fan of them, and a rather fine bear that fit in the palm of a hand that we gave to friends of ours. He's a carpenter though, so working with wood comes natural to him... It surely doesn't come natural to me.
 

Tonyblack

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Scruffy05 said:
I also sent an e-mail to his agent Colin Smythe (based off your recommendation on this very site).

I had Colin's e-mail as cpsmythe-at-aol.com.. is that correct? Is there a better one? If I knew a more direct route of contact I would use it.
That's the email address I have for him. I've edited the email address in your post so that spambots don't pick it up and deluge Colin with unwanted mail. ;)
 

Jason

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Scruffy05 said:
I also sent an e-mail to his agent Colin Smythe (based off your recommendation on this very site).

I had Colin's e-mail as cpsmythe-at-aol.com.. is that correct? Is there a better one? If I knew a more direct route of contact I would use it.
That's the correct address. I know Colin does read his mail and where appropriate passes them on to Terry.
 

=Tamar

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Beautiful. Congratulations to all! Patience and careful work create fine art. Thank you for showing us the pictures.
 

Scruffy05

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Tonyblack said:
That's the email address I have for him. I've edited the email address in your post so that spambots don't pick it up and deluge Colin with unwanted mail. ;)
Oops. Good idea. Thank you for that!
 

Scruffy05

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Thank you all for your very kind words. It was a true labour of love.

Somebody had asked about the cake and in fact it was a difficult part. Mainly, nobody wanted to make it! The wedding industry in that town was very lucrative... Maybe 'over bloated' is the correct word. Unless you wanted the standard cookie cutter three tier white cake that they could crank out by the thousands with little additional effort, they didn't want to see you.

We only wanted one flat tier. And I hate cake, so we wanted it to be a cheesecake.

Finally, near the end with time seriously running out, we came across a nice woman who worked out of her house and was more than happy to create our cake for us and turn it around in short order. Creme de Leche cheesecake with buttercream. Sweet as hell,but very worth it.

We noticed those sort of issues constantly during the planning with florists and venues... We would walk in all full of hope and excitement and proudly tell them what we were looking for. The only odd part about the wedding was the cake stand, we weren't asking for weird stuff, just fairly specific things. Mostly we were dismissed. There was a lot of snotty "well, here's what we do, take it or leave it."

"We would like our colour scheme to be teal and white!"
Grumpy lady at grumpy bridal show: "We don't have teal. Yes, we know millions of yards of teal fabric exist but the effort to find it in the local sewing shop or online is not worth the thousands of dollars I will make you pay me. You can have a combination of this really uninspiring blue and this shut-the-hell-up. If not, there are five desperate brides behind you who will take it. "

I am happy we had several years to plan the event. Through a lot if digging we managed to find people for every part who were really quite spectacular.

Best part, by far though, was the turtle:) Only a small handful of people knew it would be there, we managed to keep it under tight wraps:)
 

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