Your plan worked!!!!!
Well, there's plenty worse things to get hooked on. No, honestly, I'm having a great time here. The only thing is I'm on one of these stupid dongle things (never again), so my measly 3GB per month may run out. Then I'll have to go cold turkey. I hate clucking, Gods help me, what have I let myself in for? I'd better check my allowance and if I'm overdoing it I'll have to wean myself off (not completely, of course, just a manageable dose - maybe on an alternative days schedule for starters?).
I never thought going to work could be a blessing in disguise
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