It Always Happens...
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Let's not talk about the swing door in York post office 
- Jan 5, 2010
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You can hack the most elaborate security systems by tapping the same keys over and over again whilst staring blankly at the screen
Hypnotism is REAL
Most aliens are on a convergent evolution path, since so many look like humans with prosthetics!
The good aliens are NEVER the weird blobby monster like ones
Hypnotism is REAL
Most aliens are on a convergent evolution path, since so many look like humans with prosthetics!
The good aliens are NEVER the weird blobby monster like ones
Girls always wake up in bed with the hero with perfect makeup. NO pandas eyes, no hair stuck up at the back, no pillowcase stuck to their face with drool.
Noone EVER goes to the toilet EVER.... They can be in lockdown, twenty of them for two days in the arctic while a space alien they have just thawed is raging through the compound and they NEVER need to pee.
Girls never get their monthlies either.... EVER.
AND the girls run for dear life through every type of scenario WITHOUT a HANDBAG!... What womens clothes have really useful pockets???? NONE! But THEY do!
Girls can be stranded on desert island for months and they always have shiney clean hair!!!!! AND SHAVED LEGS and UNDERARMS!!!!
Oh... and girls reach "satisfaction" in under 30 seconds.... a minute if its a foreign movie.
No-one farts.
Noone EVER goes to the toilet EVER.... They can be in lockdown, twenty of them for two days in the arctic while a space alien they have just thawed is raging through the compound and they NEVER need to pee.
Girls never get their monthlies either.... EVER.
AND the girls run for dear life through every type of scenario WITHOUT a HANDBAG!... What womens clothes have really useful pockets???? NONE! But THEY do!
Girls can be stranded on desert island for months and they always have shiney clean hair!!!!! AND SHAVED LEGS and UNDERARMS!!!!
Oh... and girls reach "satisfaction" in under 30 seconds.... a minute if its a foreign movie.
No-one farts.
Bouncy Castle said:
And don't they always have perfect teeth?
Even the homeless in movies/TV seem to have a mouth full of gleamers.
"Ethan" in Primeval had been living in the prehistoric for 17 years, and had a magnificent set of pearly whites.
Even the homeless in movies/TV seem to have a mouth full of gleamers.
"Ethan" in Primeval had been living in the prehistoric for 17 years, and had a magnificent set of pearly whites.
Married couples are remarkably coy about being naked in front of each other, to the point where even after, as del so delicately phrased it, 'satisfaction' the woman carefully holds the bedsheet up to her shoulders and the man is careful to have the bedsheet so high up his waist that not even the happy trail is visible.
On a related note, whenever a couple kiss for the first time they never bang their teeth together, get a nostril full of the tip of the other person's nose, lock up in panic then pull quickly away because they had the fish in parsley sauce in the restaurant earlier on and now find themselves discretely burping every couple of minutes, or any of the myriad other things which can make first kisses a bit awkward.
On a related note, whenever a couple kiss for the first time they never bang their teeth together, get a nostril full of the tip of the other person's nose, lock up in panic then pull quickly away because they had the fish in parsley sauce in the restaurant earlier on and now find themselves discretely burping every couple of minutes, or any of the myriad other things which can make first kisses a bit awkward.
