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rockershovel

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Feb 8, 2011
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#81
Wolfy said:
Here is one that my dad always goes on about: Computers always make a beeping sound when you use the mouse, keyboard, or something pops up.

At least once between the series premiere and the series finale of a crime drama, 2 coworkers will get together.
computers also use full-screen real-time instant-message type-and-respond programmes of a type not seen since the 1980s
 

deldaisy

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Oct 1, 2010
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#84
They are always fully clothed and the girls have makeup on when they are sitting typing at their computer.

They are NEVER sitting there with their undies on their head cause they are BORED!
 

deldaisy

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#85
The Mad Collector said:
bikkit said:
Why is it safe to shoot stetsons of people's heads? RIVER FREAKING SONG is doing the shooting!
Ah that is episode 1 of the new series, just a few weeks to wait now :)
Art thou talking about the good Doctor??????????????????? It feels like YEARS since I have seen an episode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want cheese. I have no cheese and I want cheese.
 
Jan 12, 2011
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#88
So nice that you decided to give the world a peep?
:)
I´d watch out you know.If you´re in the habit of doing that, you might get drunk people trying to look over your balcony!!!

Bored!!!When have I been bored last?Lets see...was it when..oh no,that was when I tried to have a free morning and school was out early...

It might have been when...oh no,I did spend a whole afternoon in bed then but it was because I had that freaking tummy flu....

I might have been bored when..oh no,that was when I had the evening off because the kids were at a sleepover and I wanted to go out but fell asleep on the sofa...
:laugh: :laugh:

Nope.No bored here.No undies on heads either,no matter how pretty...
Are your girls at Dads then?Have you sorted the row with your teen out?
 
#90
True.

I'm never bored. Dunno why.

Here's what one of my friends put on my facebook abut boredom on one of the rare occasions when I was:

I see you are bored
Here's a thought experiment that is very deep and meaningful.
There are billions of billions of galaxys in the universe. That means bilions of billions of stars. Each star could have many planets going around it. But, so far at least, we havn't found a single planet with life on it. Despite what you see on TV. The fact we're on the perfect planet for life is bloody amazing. The fact we havn't been wiped out is bloody amazingly lucky. The fact that we even evolved is bloody amazingly wonderful.
We're surrounded by bloody amazingness. Every single thing around you is bloody amazing. And you are bored.
Even boredom is bloody amazing.
Now I have cured your boredom by giving you something to read.
 

deldaisy

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Oct 1, 2010
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#93
bikkit said:
True.

I'm never bored. Dunno why.

Here's what one of my friends put on my facebook abut boredom on one of the rare occasions when I was:

I see you are bored
Here's a thought experiment that is very deep and meaningful.
There are billions of billions of galaxys in the universe. That means bilions of billions of stars. Each star could have many planets going around it. But, so far at least, we havn't found a single planet with life on it. Despite what you see on TV. The fact we're on the perfect planet for life is bloody amazing. The fact we havn't been wiped out is bloody amazingly lucky. The fact that we even evolved is bloody amazingly wonderful.
We're surrounded by bloody amazingness. Every single thing around you is bloody amazing. And you are bored.
Even boredom is bloody amazing.
Now I have cured your boredom by giving you something to read.
Totally agree Bikkit..... I think we get far too little time on this lovely little planet.

Broc.... I am never bored ... I had heaps to do but didn't want to do any of it... and what I did want to do would require me pullling out sewing machines or paints or finding the glue gun or or or I was just bored. And since I don't ever get bored... I didn't know what to do about it :laugh: I just wanted to do something different... but.... nah! My mind is numb from doing the same sale for the same chain for the last week and a half. Got a final one tomorrow. Being that public for so long can make me very antisocial after work. And I have to rest my voice BLAH! And I am not an antisocial person. A bit of burn out.

The teen is NOT sorted... *sigh* but will be soon. Her dad is due to go to the Phillipines in two weeks. I have a good mind to give her a total reality check but I don't think she would survive it. Yes the girls are at thier dads. He switched weekends again. Its okay. I used it to work.
 

rockershovel

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Feb 8, 2011
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#98
DaveC said:
Fire engines, police and ambulances will only turn up once the action scene at the climax has finished.
and there will be all sorts of people wandering about the scene who have no business being there
 
Jan 12, 2011
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#99
There are fat women in flowery t-shirts and men in short bermudas behind the security tape,milling around and enjoying the scenery,but the commanding officer that arrives far too late must show his ID-card before being admitted.
 

deldaisy

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Cars that jump opening bridges, ravines, uncompleted highways, will land HARD but they are perfectly okay to keep driving...... o_O I took mine over a speed hump too fast and did in the front end!!!!
 

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