It Always Happens...

[Willem]

Any film or TV show with a vet in will always have a scene with the vet's arm up a cow's arse. But you never see them with their arm up a horse's arse for some reason.

The horse actors have a better union

 

[chris.ph]

 

[Ash]

When people have to explore somewhere innately dangerous they always split up.

 

[meerkat]

And they always send the girls off, alone!

 

[Tonyblack]

How come, in all the episodes of Scooby Doo, they have never ever found a real ghost, yet they are still scared of them?

And why investigate ghosts if you are terrified of them?

 

[deldaisy]

And they always send the girls off, alone!

And they just keep on going even though there is CELLO MUSIC PLAYING!

 

[deldaisy]

Are there really THAT many locations where you can't get a cell/mobile phone signal?????

 

[meerkat]

Why is there always a baddie who wants to talk for hours? Why doesn't he just shoot? He always spouts on so long that another goodie has time to get in and shoot Him!

 

[deldaisy]

Or Or Or if he IS trying to sneak in to rescue his girlfriend while the baddy is talking on and on..... he ALWAYS knocks over a tin drum full of nuts and bolts or kicks a bucket......

 

[The Mad Collector]

Are there really THAT many locations where you can't get a cell/mobile phone signal?????

Try being on the Orange network here in the UK No signal at my parents house and they live in a reasonable sized town. As for out in the countryside forget it.

 

[Who's Wee Dug]

When I was with Orange I never had a problem with the signal anywhere much to complain about.

 

[deldaisy]

When I was with Orange I never had a problem with the signal anywhere much to complain about.

But were you being chased by a guy in a hocky mask, and holding a chainsaw?

 

[Who's Wee Dug]

When I was with Orange I never had a problem with the signal anywhere much to complain about.

But were you being chased by a guy in a hocky mask, and holding a chainsaw?

Was his name Jason by any chance. :

 

[Tonyblack]

How come Legolas never runs out of arrows despite the fact that there only ever seems to be about five in his quiver at any time?

 

[michelanCello]

Doesn't he have an arrow-case-tube-thingy that never runs out of arrows? Or did I just dream that one... or it might have been another story

 

[Tonyblack]

Doesn't he have an arrow-case-tube-thingy that never runs out of arrows? Or did I just dream that one... or it might have been another story

I suspect Jan will know.

 

[Sjoerd3000]

How come Legolas never runs out of arrows despite the fact that there only ever seems to be about five in his quiver at any time?

I believe that he does run out of arrows in the books, I think he collects Orc arrows at some point

 

[CrysaniaMajere]

Re:

When I was with Orange I never had a problem with the signal anywhere much to complain about.

But were you being chased by a guy in a hocky mask, and holding a chainsaw?

I know this has nothing to do with films, but made me remember an episode of QI when they talked about fear: what are your phobias? height? spider?or whatever, I don't remember, and Jo Brand says "psycopaths with axes coming into my bedroom at night and killing me". [Fry=you're weird!]

sorry, take no notice of me, please do go on

 

[Antiq]

I haven't read the whole thread, so it may have been mentioned, but .....women always look beautifully made-up first thing in the morning. Yeah, right >.>

 

[Dotsie]

So, just me then?