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If staying in one place will let you survive someone ALWAYS has to go outside for some reason.

a film can only be considered artistic if all the characters die at the end.

(to follow the NY apartment thread earlier) If a family lives in the suburbs, no matter how strapped for cash they are they always live in a multi-story mini-mansion with 5 bedrooms and a garage and two or more bathrooms.

The good dog always survive, unless there is a T-Rex around.

Kids always survive unless giant bugs or Thomas Jane are around.

Nice guys never loose.

Evil Sharks always roar.

Spaceships always bank when turning.

every dark alley contains a cat.
 
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Ventilated patients that are left on their own. Makes me laugh.
You never see anyone wash their bloody hands :naughty:
Monitors not matching Pt conditions.
Doctors talking to patient's relatives during a medical emergency :hand:
There aren't any nurses on House cause they've all grabbed their registrations and run for the hills.

Anyway, can't boo hoo too much. Suspension of belief and all that. Plus I don't really watch medical shows any more.
 

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Sister Jennifer said:
There aren't any nurses on House cause they've all grabbed their registrations and run for the hills.
Or lab techs. The medics do everything (and get the results instantly) :rolleyes:

Sister Jennifer said:
Anyway, can't boo hoo too much. Suspension of belief and all that. Plus I don't really watch medical shows any more.
I can't stop watching Grey's Anatomy, I don't even care if it's stupid! They're all so beautiful! :oops:
 
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It is really, really, really cold outside. Our heroes have to escape from the villains. They klimb down a stair made of metal. (We are still at 20 somehting below zero (celsius)) They have no gloves on. They wrap nothing around their hands. And the skin is just as manicured when they get to the bottom.. Ahh the magic of cinema!

(Dumb and dumber gets this right. I myself spent some time stuck to the fence in my kindergarden until the assistant got hold of some warm water)
 
Bisexuals don't exist, people are either strictly gay, straight, or a drunk chick.

Alien vehicles, when captured by humans, never stall, and are never locked.

If you save a woman's life she will instantly fall in love with you.

(thinks of the "The Train Guy") ok, maybe last one is sometimes true :laugh:
 

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And they never have a catheter, or any other messy additions to their person, and well, they actually wake up.
 
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Antiq said:
Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition (Python 1991) :laugh:

That's because their two weapons are surprise, fear & ruthless efficiency. three weapons! Suprise, fear, ruthless efficiency and a fanatical devotion to the pope. Four weapons! Amongst their weaponry...


Sorry, couldn't help myself :rolleyes: ;) .
 

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