Long after the book has been read........

[Jan Van Quirm]

Our first introduction to Cohen - the bit where you're directed to his rubber ring hooked onto his saddle

In Mort? when Death finds the drowned kittens in the sack and gets angry.

ER where Esk gets 'lost' in borrowing the eagle - goosebumps with that

 

[chris.ph]

not discworld but in good omens when crowley moves the pegs of the m25 to make it some sort of demon marker, every time i peg or mark out a footing i always have a giggle about this

 

[DaveC]

ER where Esk gets 'lost' in borrowing the eagle - goosebumps with that

Seconded. I was going to say that earlier but forgot...

 

[Dotsie]

Death interacting with children cracks me up - the department store in Hogfather, and talking to the little girl in Reaper Man (who he then saves from the fire, not even knowing if the two of them will survive the night - chilling).

 

[deldaisy]

Oh yeah.... most things Death.

 

[meerkat]

The End of the Horde aafter the hilarious horse-nicking of the Valkyries!

Reaper man - the Tango with Renata and Death.

Nightwatch where Vimes is talking to Lu Tse and Lu Tse recalls Vimes needs his cigarette case.

Vimes running back to Sybil when he thinks he is in the future Ankh Morpork but isn't.

The one liners in Soul Music!

 

[deldaisy]

I can never listen to anyone talking about antiques without thinking of Mr Tulip and Mr Pin.

 

[meerkat]

For me it's when anyone says F-ing! I just see the -ing!

 

[poohcarrot]

Lu Tse and Time's fight in the iron dojo.

 

[Anonymous]

Ponder climbing aboard the pumpkin boat wearing nothing but his hat...

 

[Quatermass]

The 'test/exam' scene in Pyramids.

I've never said that I hate Pyramids. In fact I'm pretty sure I've said how much I enjoy the start of it - the bits in the Assassins' Guild.

I agree. That was the best part of Pyramids.

For me it's when anyone says F-ing! I just see the -ing!

I love -ing Mr Tulip!

 

[Macarona]

Vimes runnning away from the werewolves in fifth elephant.
Summoning a demon with random things in wyrd sisters.
The pamplona in witches abroad.
Super-subliminal imaging in moving pictures.
The crests being painted from life in feet of clay.
The plane in colour of magic. (or is it light fantastic?)

 

[Macarona]

AAA mad computer

 

[Tonyblack]

AAA mad computer

It does that sometimes. I've deleted the superfluous posts.

 

[meerkat]

That moment in UA when Pepe sorts out Andy...with the lemon! Ouch!

 

[WannabeAngua]

Magrat discovering the armour of the queen when trying to hide from the elves in Lords and Ladies... and deciding to fight.

That's a really great passage

 

[Pearwood]

Ponder getting the wrong exam paper.

Nanny smacking the Gollum wannabe over the head.

 

[raisindot]

(SPOILERS)

The Fifth Elephant: Vimes' final showdown with Wolfgang and his conversation afterwards with Tantoney

Carpe Jugulum: Mightily Oaks' "holy moment" in the vampires' castle

Jingo: Vetinari's juggling act

Thud: Vimes's meeting with the city dwarves and his ill-fated interrogation of Helmclever

The Truth: DeWorde's confrontation with his father

Making Money: Moist's confession of his criminal past in the courtoom

 

[David Brown]

Reaper Man:

'"You gave me a start!"

'NO, QUITE THE REVERSE.'

Or words to that effect.

 

[AgProv]

In the cack every which way

Jocasta Wiggs, swimming in the shit, utterly dependent on the goodwill of Sam Vimes, and knowing it.

And knowing that even if he lets her out, this is only the start of her woes.

Having to squelch back accross the City soaking wet, and not just with water. And it's a long walk from Scoone Avenue to Filigree Street. (Vimes will have taken her money for the Watch widows and orphans fund, so she can't even call a cab - and what cab would take her?)

The subsequent debriefing with Miss Alice Band. Nobody can do dark sarcasm in (or out of) the classroom like an Assassins' School Teacher.

The derision of her peers.

And finally the dry-cleaning bill.