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Bleach from the point of view of someone who missed the bandwagon.
Warning: Bleach suffers from djelibeibey syndrome. Many plot elements are re-used.
Ichigo lit. Strawberry is an ordinary guy who goes to a high school. The amount of main charachters who are ordinary and go to high schools might lead you to think that all japanese high schools are full of shinagamis and whatnot. Ichi meats someone who kills fish faced evil souls with a sword. She is called Rukia and comes from the Soul Society. Whatever that is. (I still dont get why they don't use guns.) This is about the point I stopped reading. The rest is what I THINK happens. Anyway, more stuff happenes and rukia is nearly executed. More stuff happenes. The main bad guys are actually espado arrancow things who turn into evil hollow furry things. I think. Apparantly they are meant to be a bit spanish. Next time I see a spanish person called Ulquiorra Cifer, I'll tell you. Anyway, these are obviouly the people Ichi is going to kill at the end. The big bad is Aizen, who died so he didn't have to drink more tea at the soul society. He took off his glasses, developed a bitchcurl and became EVIL. Like he was all along. Anyway, at some point while all this is happening, Ichi realizes that eating souls is way more fun than stopping people from eating them and becomes a hollow. This involves growing his hair and buying makeup and a mask. This spawns many disturbing fanfics. At somepoint, Ulqiorra kidnaps a pair of ginger breasts called Orihime. There may be a person attached to these breasts, I don't know. All the girls (exept for Rukia and Nellielieliel kid version) are size T or something. Ichigo kicks his emo ass. Hooray. More stuff happens. This series shows no sign of ending. 20000 chapters later, Aizen emerges from the crysylis state a bootiful butterfly with a bitchcurl and reveals that ichi's life has all been a gameshow. But this is not the end. Bleach will procede to have the logest climax ever before Ichi finally kills Aizen.
TEH END
No good guys were harmed in this series
god. That's a looooong block of pointlessness.
Warning: Bleach suffers from djelibeibey syndrome. Many plot elements are re-used.
Ichigo lit. Strawberry is an ordinary guy who goes to a high school. The amount of main charachters who are ordinary and go to high schools might lead you to think that all japanese high schools are full of shinagamis and whatnot. Ichi meats someone who kills fish faced evil souls with a sword. She is called Rukia and comes from the Soul Society. Whatever that is. (I still dont get why they don't use guns.) This is about the point I stopped reading. The rest is what I THINK happens. Anyway, more stuff happenes and rukia is nearly executed. More stuff happenes. The main bad guys are actually espado arrancow things who turn into evil hollow furry things. I think. Apparantly they are meant to be a bit spanish. Next time I see a spanish person called Ulquiorra Cifer, I'll tell you. Anyway, these are obviouly the people Ichi is going to kill at the end. The big bad is Aizen, who died so he didn't have to drink more tea at the soul society. He took off his glasses, developed a bitchcurl and became EVIL. Like he was all along. Anyway, at some point while all this is happening, Ichi realizes that eating souls is way more fun than stopping people from eating them and becomes a hollow. This involves growing his hair and buying makeup and a mask. This spawns many disturbing fanfics. At somepoint, Ulqiorra kidnaps a pair of ginger breasts called Orihime. There may be a person attached to these breasts, I don't know. All the girls (exept for Rukia and Nellielieliel kid version) are size T or something. Ichigo kicks his emo ass. Hooray. More stuff happens. This series shows no sign of ending. 20000 chapters later, Aizen emerges from the crysylis state a bootiful butterfly with a bitchcurl and reveals that ichi's life has all been a gameshow. But this is not the end. Bleach will procede to have the logest climax ever before Ichi finally kills Aizen.
TEH END
No good guys were harmed in this series
god. That's a looooong block of pointlessness.
You know your obsessed with fma when...
You think it's cool that the burn tool in photoshop is a hand IN A GLOVE.
Two of your friends have FMA nicknames. And you've got most people to use them. (Ed and Kimblee)
You make a transmutation circle for coffee
You try to activate it.
Your phone autocorrects the name eric to elric
All the words you know in japanese are from the show
You take a bite out of a cookie and call it Amestris (Look at the shape of it. It looks like aforemetioned cookie)
You can no longer draw blonde people with baids without all your friends going
Wrist watches are no longer cool.
You trawled the interwebs for a picture to put in you siggy.
You by the nintendo game even though it's rubbish
You post a list of why you're obsessed
verdict: GUILTY. Very, very guilty. Of all of them
You think it's cool that the burn tool in photoshop is a hand IN A GLOVE.
Two of your friends have FMA nicknames. And you've got most people to use them. (Ed and Kimblee)
You make a transmutation circle for coffee
You try to activate it.
Your phone autocorrects the name eric to elric
All the words you know in japanese are from the show
You take a bite out of a cookie and call it Amestris (Look at the shape of it. It looks like aforemetioned cookie)
You can no longer draw blonde people with baids without all your friends going
Wrist watches are no longer cool.
You trawled the interwebs for a picture to put in you siggy.
You by the nintendo game even though it's rubbish
You post a list of why you're obsessed
verdict: GUILTY. Very, very guilty. Of all of them
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I not has nuff spare cash 
UHWAAAAAA
Funding plan-
Errr... no. Can't think of anything. I'm too lazy to do commisions from my friends 8) :x And can't be bothered to wash every car in my local are
Also you are obsessed when you pre-ordered the Brotherhood dvd- THREE WEEKS AGO
EDIT: I'm on chapter 50 of d. gray man (started again. It now makes more sense) IT IS EPIC
UHWAAAAAA
Funding plan-
Errr... no. Can't think of anything. I'm too lazy to do commisions from my friends 8) :x And can't be bothered to wash every car in my local are
Also you are obsessed when you pre-ordered the Brotherhood dvd- THREE WEEKS AGO
EDIT: I'm on chapter 50 of d. gray man (started again. It now makes more sense) IT IS EPIC
- Jan 5, 2010
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- Jan 5, 2010
- 1,018
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- 32
- Jan 5, 2010
- 1,018
- 2,600
- 32
