I know that this has nothing to do with Hedgehogs, But Nanny Ogg to me in Wierd Sisters said a classic whilst slightly drunk that "On the end of every Wizards Staff was a Knob" That mde me titter to my self no end :
I was taking the mick on another forum earlier about the outer Hebrides and Scotland in general, well we have just beat them in the 6 nations when I found this to post as typical ladies of the isles.