There even was a damn coat of arms. One supporter of the shield was a hippo...The other was a bull of some sort of bull, with a very Nobby-like expression. It was holding a golden ankh... The shield was red and green; there was a white chevron with five apples on it. Quite what they had to do with warfare was unclear. Perhaps it was some kind of pun or play on words...
Please forgive me if this is an old question, but I've really searched and I can't find if anyone has ever "decoded" the Nobbs coat of arms. Does anyone know?