Status Update.
- Thread starter DaveC
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Imagne how much I could post if I didn't have my young neighbour banging on my front door at 1 am??????? Oh F**K! I am thinking I should call the police.... He is blind drunk.... and when I opened the door a crack he tried to push his way in slurring about all he needs to do is come to bed????? 
I have told him to go home and I closd the door firmly.... now he on the front verandah crying and bashing the door.
I have told him to go home and I closd the door firmly.... now he on the front verandah crying and bashing the door. 
Girls are at thier Dad's... he knows this.... Ohhhhhhhh crap! He is rotten blind drunk. Where are all the interferring neighbours when you need them...... He knows Marco over the road but Marco is the only one who's phone number I don't have.... The older guy over the road will get a big bullish.... and I don't think they get on.... the older guy down the corner will come up..... but he's got a thing for me and I don't need HIM on my doorstep then.....
If Mickey does go home soon I still have to face him tomorrow....
PLEASE GO HOME!
If Mickey does go home soon I still have to face him tomorrow....
PLEASE GO HOME!
He can't get in..... I have turned the lights off.... I don't think he is hitting the door so much as swaying against it..... Bloody Hell! I have a high block house.... I am actually worried he will pitch head first down the stairs. WHy? WHy? WHy? I have no idea why he is doing this.... he parties sometimes... but why turn up on my door? He's mates with the guy on the other side... why not go bother him?
YOU B-b-b-b-b-b..... bloody Irishman! Fat load of good you are.... half way across the world! Weren't you supposed to emigrate to Australia??????... and be of some use to society! Seriously.... one of my girls jams her finger in a door and starts screaming and someone calls the police for child abuse.... and a drunk little boy spends an hour banging on my door in the middle of the night and does anyone hear a bloody thing?????
Its two and a half hours since this started....
He fell asleep on the tiny little front porch.... then I heard something... Oh yes.... it was VERY like a body falling arse over ti.... falling down the stairs ... I felt SO bad and thought I should check (I mean I have a long flight of stairs to my front door) ... so I waited... eventually I heard him groan, then bang on the side of my downstairs... (ambulance?) NOPE! Up the freaking stairs again and soft knocks on the door.... I didn't answer...figured he was able enoughto climb the damn stairs .... then heavier knocking.. then knocking for another half hour....
THEN what i can only describe as peeing off my balcony!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More knocking.... then he went over to his house... heard his garage door being rattled... then back up my stairs..... It has gone quiet now.... no idea if he is asleep again on the front porch.... Hope he IS locked out of his house... serves him bloody well right to sleep in his front garden (hopefully with the snakes!)
Cover your ears ladies..................
He fell asleep on the tiny little front porch.... then I heard something... Oh yes.... it was VERY like a body falling arse over ti.... falling down the stairs ... I felt SO bad and thought I should check (I mean I have a long flight of stairs to my front door) ... so I waited... eventually I heard him groan, then bang on the side of my downstairs... (ambulance?) NOPE! Up the freaking stairs again and soft knocks on the door.... I didn't answer...figured he was able enoughto climb the damn stairs .... then heavier knocking.. then knocking for another half hour....
THEN what i can only describe as peeing off my balcony!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More knocking.... then he went over to his house... heard his garage door being rattled... then back up my stairs..... It has gone quiet now.... no idea if he is asleep again on the front porch.... Hope he IS locked out of his house... serves him bloody well right to sleep in his front garden (hopefully with the snakes!)
Cover your ears ladies..................
