That cabinet of curiousity...

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Anonymous

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#1
Something to break your brain on:

We all know that you can take virtually everything from the cabinet as long as it fulfils certain specifications. And said thing has to be returned to the cabinet after a certain amount of time or otherwise it will return to the cabinet automatically.
Now, what if you'd take a box from the cabinet EVERYTHING can be fitted into, no matter the size.
And then put the cabinet into it?...

The universe has more than enough time to catch up with what the heck you've done there...
 

Quatermass

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LilMaibe said:
Something to break your brain on:

We all know that you can take virtually everything from the cabinet as long as it fulfils certain specifications. And said thing has to be returned to the cabinet after a certain amount of time or otherwise it will return to the cabinet automatically.
Now, what if you'd take a box from the cabinet EVERYTHING can be fitted into, no matter the size.
And then put the cabinet into it?...

The universe has more than enough time to catch up with what the heck you've done there...
The phrase "Divided by zero" and "Oh SH-" spring to mind.
 

deldaisy

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LilMaibe said:
Something to break your brain on:

We all know that you can take virtually everything from the cabinet as long as it fulfils certain specifications. And said thing has to be returned to the cabinet after a certain amount of time or otherwise it will return to the cabinet automatically.
Now, what if you'd take a box from the cabinet EVERYTHING can be fitted into, no matter the size.
And then put the cabinet into it?...

The universe has more than enough time to catch up with what the heck you've done there...
No no no no no no noooooooooooooo.

Thats not allowed. Thats like getting three wishes and the last wish is to wish for a million trillion wishes. Its just not allowed! ;)
 
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deldaisy said:
LilMaibe said:
Something to break your brain on:

We all know that you can take virtually everything from the cabinet as long as it fulfils certain specifications. And said thing has to be returned to the cabinet after a certain amount of time or otherwise it will return to the cabinet automatically.
Now, what if you'd take a box from the cabinet EVERYTHING can be fitted into, no matter the size.
And then put the cabinet into it?...

The universe has more than enough time to catch up with what the heck you've done there...
No no no no no no noooooooooooooo.

Thats not allowed. Thats like getting three wishes and the last wish is to wish for a million trillion wishes. Its just not allowed! ;)
Nu-uh, that's not the same. That is trying to be sneaky. The box thing is natural philosophy *nods sagely*
 

Penfold

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LilMaibe said:
Something to break your brain on:

We all know that you can take virtually everything from the cabinet as long as it fulfils certain specifications. And said thing has to be returned to the cabinet after a certain amount of time or otherwise it will return to the cabinet automatically.
Now, what if you'd take a box from the cabinet EVERYTHING can be fitted into, no matter the size.
And then put the cabinet into it?...

The universe has more than enough time to catch up with what the heck you've done there...
Maybe someone braver than me can ask Sir Terry at next years Con? ;)
 

Ash

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I think you would end up with the cabinet where the box had been after the time runs out. Even if it was placed in the box and the box was moved, regardless of the size of box. When the box returned, because of the nature of the cabinet it would be restored in whatever location the box had been in.
 

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