The Amazing Adventures Of Captain Pooh Carrot

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Mar 16, 2010
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#23
To Sjoerd :I don't know I will find out from her and will ask you again when I find out (if you don't mind :oops: )

To Jane:We are united in shortness 8) Don't be sad we can be nimble little ninjas and if we get really mad we can blame our actions on being compressed ;) (there was something along those lines in Fifth Elephant about Swires and compression).
Beware the short ones MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA :twisted:
 

Jan Van Quirm

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Nov 7, 2008
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www.janhawke.me.uk
#25
I'm vertically challenged too - 1.57 (5'2" in English) :laugh:

It's great being short - especially in crowded bars (you can squeeze into smaller gaps and make friends with people too... :p ). Also a great social leveller - tall people may be able to see your dandruff but you can see how clean they keep their noses - and how much nose hair they've got too! :twisted:
 

Batty

Sergeant
Feb 17, 2009
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#33
poohcarrot said:
Eventually PC and Dot-C are in Batty's house, but PC just can't bring himself to kill Batty. Dot-C snatches the laser pencil from PC and blasts Batty.

Dot-C then shape shifts to become the Quirm-bot, having unbeknown to PC, already destroyed the original Dot-C.
Parallel World

(with more twists and turns than a twisty-turny thing. And a thousand elephants!)

So what do you reckon?


What! No more smilies???
 
Mar 16, 2010
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#36
Sjoerd3000 said:
How tall is your sister´s boyfriend? If he's below 1,84 metres he's short for Dutch standards ;)
My sister thinks that he is 1,85m,He's not short then.

Welcome from me too Undershaft :laugh:

I realised I made a mistake earlier I'm not 1,57m, I'm 1,47m :p
 

Undershaft

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Jun 30, 2010
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#37
The only one guy, that is taller than me , I know is 2.13 m ! Imagine that ? I was amazed when i heard that somebody is 8 cm taller than me!
By the way Discworld's Death is 2.10 m .
 

Undershaft

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Jun 30, 2010
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#38
I remember one of my math's teachers was 1.40 m , or something like that . When I was sitting, I was the same height as her standing ! Confusion ,eh? :laugh:
 

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