The Big Bang Theory

[pip]

Shes a religious nut but she cares

 

[deldaisy]

So Pip? You have never got drunk and your wife was the first woman you ever slept with?

 

[Quatermass]

So Pip? You have never got drunk and your wife was the first woman you ever slept with?

If you asked me, I could honestly answer: never, and 無.

 

[Dotsie]

So Pip? You have never got drunk and your wife was the first woman you ever slept with?

Exactly. Sheldon might think she's a tramp, but his judgement is a little off you know

 

[deldaisy]

Yeah but Pip is a randy Irishman Q. (Or I suspect he was in his youther youth). Drinking beer and bedding willing women aren't a choice in Ireland.

 

[Quatermass]

Yeah but Pip is a randy Irishman Q. (Or I suspect he was in his youther youth). Drinking beer and bedding willing women aren't a choice in Ireland.

Well, one out of two is good enough for me, then. Point me in the direction of the nearest twenty-something Irish female biologist, and I'll try my luck.

 

[pip]

So Pip? You have never got drunk and your wife was the first woman you ever slept with?

They worked out how many guys she had slept with in one episode and it was exceedingly high. Even for an irishman
And what wife

 

[pip]

Yeah but Pip is a randy Irishman Q. (Or I suspect he was in his youther youth). Drinking beer and bedding willing women aren't a choice in Ireland.

Well, one out of two is good enough for me, then. Point me in the direction of the nearest twenty-something Irish female biologist, and I'll try my luck.

My Unis biology department actually had a female majority.

 

[deldaisy]

So Pip? You have never got drunk and your wife was the first woman you ever slept with?

They worked out how many guys she had slept with in one episode and it was exceedingly high. Even for an irishman
And what wife

So what is the definitive cut off line for a girl with a healthy sexual appetite and a tramp?

 

[Dotsie]

Yeah but Pip is a randy Irishman Q. (Or I suspect he was in his youther youth). Drinking beer and bedding willing women aren't a choice in Ireland.

Well, one out of two is good enough for me, then. Point me in the direction of the nearest twenty-something Irish female biologist, and I'll try my luck.

My Unis biology department actually had a female majority.

Oh did they, actually? Why is that noteworthy? And more importantly, were they all tramps? Let me be more specific - did they have an "exceedingly high" number of sexual partners? Because my word, that's just not on. They should be at home, waiting for the man of their dreams to come along.

 

[Quatermass]

Yeah but Pip is a randy Irishman Q. (Or I suspect he was in his youther youth). Drinking beer and bedding willing women aren't a choice in Ireland.

Well, one out of two is good enough for me, then. Point me in the direction of the nearest twenty-something Irish female biologist, and I'll try my luck.

My Unis biology department actually had a female majority.

Oh did they, actually? Why is that noteworthy? And more importantly, were they all tramps? Let me be more specific - did they have an "exceedingly high" number of sexual partners? Because my word, that's just not on. They should be at home, waiting for the man of their dreams to come along.

Hopefully I live up to their standards, then.

 

[pip]

Yeah but Pip is a randy Irishman Q. (Or I suspect he was in his youther youth). Drinking beer and bedding willing women aren't a choice in Ireland.

Well, one out of two is good enough for me, then. Point me in the direction of the nearest twenty-something Irish female biologist, and I'll try my luck.

My Unis biology department actually had a female majority.

Oh did they, actually? Why is that noteworthy? And more importantly, were they all tramps? Let me be more specific - did they have an "exceedingly high" number of sexual partners? Because my word, that's just not on. They should be at home, waiting for the man of their dreams to come along.

In science departments its unusual in ireland and i'm sure most of them are fine upstanding individuals. I assumed Q's comment refered to Bernadette who is very intelligent and not trampy at all so no accusation on my part has been made against biologists be they male or female.

 

[pip]

So Pip? You have never got drunk and your wife was the first woman you ever slept with?

They worked out how many guys she had slept with in one episode and it was exceedingly high. Even for an irishman
And what wife

So what is the definitive cut off line for a girl with a healthy sexual appetite and a tramp?

Three dates

 

[deldaisy]

Noooooo no no no no no no no... you don't get off that lightly Pip my lad.... you mentioned that they were counting up how MANY men Penny had had... not how long it took her to get them to bed.

Now.... back to the question....

 

[pip]

Well in general she has been very quick to jump into bed so its not just numbers. That is part of it. Can't quite remember her count but it was exceedingly high for someone in there early twentys.
Your past your early twentys so your allowed a higher number

 

[deldaisy]

I'm not talking about MY number.... I am just curious what number YOU come up with. You know... getting inside the male mind....

My husband knew my "number" though I did lose count by then... most of the "number" having been accumulated IN my early twenties. He thought it was a very fine effort on my part.... but as he put it so beautifully... "Well aren't I lucky you have known men so well and chose ME as your only." He felt exceedingly proud of that.... and a very healthy attitude it was too.

As it should be.

I find it exceptionally rude for a man to even enquire about a "number" or to make a judgement on any woman. Its a dealbreaker for me.

 

[pip]

Well the Tv show makes the issue. never thought about it as a definitive line to cross but hey . As a male my main problem is holding tightly to the shovel as i dig myself deeper and deeper in while smiling and missing the glares completely.

 

[deldaisy]

Oh? Ohhhhhh! So you DID finally notice them huh? Good lad.

You might want to hand that shovel over Pip.... I have hired a diesel excavator for you dear.

 

[pip]

Sorry if my reply is muffled only i appear to have managed to get my foot stuck in my mouth

 

[Dotsie]

I'm still not sure if you completely understand what's going on Never mind. At least you realise you've been naughty, that will do for now