Starting at 1:30 pm (UK time) on Saturday March 3 will be the awards ceremony for the Writer of 2012 competition. :dance:
Take your seats for this never-before-attempted, spectacular, star-studded event.
Hecklers welcome, speeches from winning competitors will be given (hopefully) and it will finish with the award of the GOLDEN CARROT to the best story and the revealing of the winner's name. :clap: :clap:
There will be 14 awards, so everyone who wrote a story will receive a coveted Carrot.
Names will only be revealed of those people who have already said which stories they wrote.
A panel of qualified experts (ie; me) have spent hours (ie; a couple of minutes) going through the stories and have come up with Carrots to be awarded in the following categories (subject to change);
(Two I haven't thought of yet)
MVP :clap:
Most promising newcomer :clap:
Best supporting voter :clap:
Best worst line from a story :clap:
Most depressingly miserable story that made me want to slash my wrists and stick my head in a gas oven
Best set designer :clap:
Most patronising git :twisted:
Best story with a 5-letter title written by a projectionist living in Bristol
Best act of sportsmanship capturing the true essence of the competition
The Bronze Carrot :clap:
The Silver Carrot :clap: :clap:
THE GOLDEN CARROT! :clap: :clap: :clap:
Take your seats for this never-before-attempted, spectacular, star-studded event.
Hecklers welcome, speeches from winning competitors will be given (hopefully) and it will finish with the award of the GOLDEN CARROT to the best story and the revealing of the winner's name. :clap: :clap:
There will be 14 awards, so everyone who wrote a story will receive a coveted Carrot.
Names will only be revealed of those people who have already said which stories they wrote.
A panel of qualified experts (ie; me) have spent hours (ie; a couple of minutes) going through the stories and have come up with Carrots to be awarded in the following categories (subject to change);
(Two I haven't thought of yet)
MVP :clap:
Most promising newcomer :clap:
Best supporting voter :clap:
Best worst line from a story :clap:
Most depressingly miserable story that made me want to slash my wrists and stick my head in a gas oven
Best set designer :clap:
Most patronising git :twisted:
Best story with a 5-letter title written by a projectionist living in Bristol
Best act of sportsmanship capturing the true essence of the competition
The Bronze Carrot :clap:
The Silver Carrot :clap: :clap:
THE GOLDEN CARROT! :clap: :clap: :clap:
