The Completely Pants Discworld Pair Theory

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pip

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They didn't mock him, they tortured him, made him say he made it up and then locked him away for the rest of his life. Would you prefer that :twisted: :twisted:
 

deldaisy

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poohcarrot said:
OK! OK! I admit it! It was me wot done it. I made it all up! :(
Please, please don't torture me any more. Please don't try and tell me any more unfunny jokes, I give in. :(
Oh Oh Oh

My little ones FAVOURITE joke right now...... :laugh:

"Why did Tigger look into the toilet?"
"He was looking for Pooh!"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Every day... for the last three weeks... or is that three months....
 

pip

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deldaisy said:
poohcarrot said:
OK! OK! I admit it! It was me wot done it. I made it all up! :(
Please, please don't torture me any more. Please don't try and tell me any more unfunny jokes, I give in. :(
Oh Oh Oh

My little ones FAVOURITE joke right now...... :laugh:

"Why did Tigger look into the toilet?"
"He was looking for Pooh!"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Every day... for the last three weeks... or is that three months....
That was a crap joke :rolleyes:
 

raisindot

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#32
Have you ever noticed how some DW books go in threes?

Rise of the Ankh Morpork Entrepreneurial Class
TTruth, GP, MM

Books Where People Go Back in Time
ThTime, Night Watch, Hogfather

Watch Books Where the crime is Solved Outside of AM
TFE, Thud, Jingo

Rincewind Books with Twoflower in It
CM, LF, forgot the name of the third one

Books with Scary Religious Cults
Pyr, SG, MR

Tiffany Books Where The Baron Doesn't Die
WFM, HS, WS

Books Where Vampires Aren't The Worst Monsters
ThTruth, Thud, UA

Triple pants!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 

poohcarrot

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#34
raisindot said:
Have you ever noticed how some DW books go in threes?

Rise of the Ankh Morpork Entrepreneurial Class
TTruth, GP, MM

Books Where People Go Back in Time
ThTime, Night Watch, Hogfather

Watch Books Where the crime is Solved Outside of AM
TFE, Thud, Jingo

Rincewind Books with Twoflower in It
CM, LF, forgot the name of the third one

Books with Scary Religious Cults
Pyr, SG, MR

Tiffany Books Where The Baron Doesn't Die
WFM, HS, WS

Books Where Vampires Aren't The Worst Monsters
ThTruth, Thud, UA

Triple pants!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Your theory's crap coz you only used 19 books and repeated some.
I didn't repeat any and used 30 books. Also some of your groups are crap. :rolleyes:

Take something British and make it crap. :rolleyes: Which country are you from? :laugh:
 

raisindot

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poohcarrot said:
Your theory's crap coz you only used 19 books and repeated some.
I didn't repeat any and used 30 books. Also some of your groups are crap. :rolleyes:

Take something British and make it crap. :rolleyes: Which country are you from? :laugh:
I did say it was Triple Pants. :laugh:
 

raisindot

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#37
Tonyblack said:
Britain is very good at taking something American and making it crap. :laugh:
I was going to bring up Britain's inability to win major wars on their own. And Cliff Richard and skiffle. But I won't.

:laugh:

We Yanks, on the other hand, are quite excellent at turning British gold into rubbish. The Monkees, anyone?
 

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