The Machine of Death Monologues

[DaveC]

Not sure which section to post this in but I think it ties in well with current mood about Terry's programme.

A friend and her production company have made a series of short monologues about the conecpt of a Machine telling you how, not when you will die, they are very emotional and well made.

There will be eight, five are online so far and I have only watched the first two but I thought I would share it just as she pops it up as her status every five mins on Facebook!

http://orpheos.co.uk/2011/05/machineofdeath-episode-1/

 

[Jan Van Quirm]

V. interesting concept and 'nice' to hear some positive views for church attendances

Apparently I'm going to die of Music which is pretty odd as it's not something I'm that into these days. However I did once nearly drive into a tree listening to Deep Purple at top volume in the car so I suppose it's feasible 8)

 

[Cool Middle Name]

Apparently, I'm going to lick the wrong ice cream.
Unless it's made of cyanide I don't think so.

It would be very depressing to know how you'll die. not to mention impossible.

 

[poohcarrot]

Um....you know we were talking about fantasies recently. W-e-l-l, I'm going to die "losing the key to handcuffs!"

 

[The Mad Collector]

I suppose it depends on who you are handcuffed to at the time Pooh and possibly where her husband is

 

[Cool Middle Name]

Now I'm going to be daydreaming on the Tube.
How many times will I die already?

 

[Cool Middle Name]

Only solution is, I'm going to lick an LSD Ice Cream hallucinating I'm in space and walk onto the tube tracks.

 

[DaveC]

For anyone who's been watching them, the final film is now online. I've still only seen the first two but will watch the rest sometime next week.

 

[Jan Van Quirm]

I forgot about this - I re-did the manner of death thingie and now I'm going to die of Download!!!!! See my post in the Frustration Thread - this could be my last posssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

kidding

 

[meerkat]

How did you get an answer it just told me I didn't know about Beale something or another!

At this rate I'll die of Pique!

 

[deldaisy]

Meer... you put your cursor over the button and click.

I am going to die cause ummmmmmmmmm there's a Viking in my kitchen cupboard??????

Remind me to never buy any kitchen chopping appliance with the tradename "Viking!"

 

[meerkat]

I should have had THAt one!

 

[Jan Van Quirm]

THERE'S NO JUSTICE - THERE'S ONLY ME... 8)

 

[meerkat]

N~o, just the usual Beale factors thingy. Giving up. I'll go surprised!

 

[Anonymous]

Meer... you put your cursor over the button and click.

I am going to die cause ummmmmmmmmm there's a Viking in my kitchen cupboard??????

Remind me to never buy any kitchen chopping appliance with the tradename "Viking!"

I think some garden appliances have that name...