The Pooh Pit

[Quatermass]

Well done boys and girls - all correct. :dance:

Have one of these that the convenience store across the road has just started selling.

PS I'm pretty sure that Pinflod used the "If we are all God's children..." one a few months ago.

So, that's a "Bakarudi Mohito"? "Baka" is an insult in Japanese, innit? So what we have is an "Idiot Rudy Mojito".

Sorry, I like taking things apart and putting them back together in unusual ways that amuse me. :|

 

[Penfold]

.........PS I'm pretty sure that Pinflod used the "If we are all God's children..." one a few months ago.

And I'm pretty sure I can't remember who I nicked it from in the first place. I think it might have been Jimmy Carr or Dara O'Briain but I am probably completely and utterly wrong.

 

[Sjoerd3000]

I've seen two Jimmy Carr shows and in both he uses the If we are all God's children etc.. joke

 

[poohcarrot]

Sorry, I like taking things apart and putting them back together in unusual ways that amuse me. :|

Take this baby apart and put it back together again then.

That Mojito was awful!

 

[poohcarrot]

Day 5 :dance:

"The useless piece of flesh at the end of a penis is a man."

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."

"Even if you have only two seconds, drop everything and give him a blow job. That way he won't really want sex with anyone else."

"The interior of the [Aston Martin] V8 may be surprisingly cramped but, despite that, this is not a car for small people. You'd look stupid driving one unless you were at least 6 foot 3 inches and 14 stone. Other people who would look stupid in it include Liberal Democrats, Freemasons, folk singers, nancy-boy footballers, vicars, scoutmasters, people who like DIY or Michael Bolton, women, environmentalists and anyone who has ever been to a poetry reading. You can't even think about driving this car if you like salad. Socialists are right out. So are people who use the words 'toilet, 'nourishing or 'settee'... The V8 is for those of us who like our beer brown and our fags to be high on tar and low on lentils. "

"I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs...like customs officers."

 

[Sjoerd3000]

Is the one about the Aston Martin V8 from Jeremy Clarkson?

 

[poohcarrot]

Mais oui! :dance:

 

[chris.ph]

roger dangerfield, the one about divorce i think : : : :

 

[poohcarrot]

Mais non, mon petit Welshy! :dance:

 

[chris.ph]

not petit by any means matey

 

[poohcarrot]

Was it you wot wrote that V8 quote, mon tres grand Welshy?

 

[Penfold]

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."

Is it from that racist, misogynistic (and, imo, highly unfunny comedian) Jim Davidson?

 

[poohcarrot]

You're quite correct Pinflod - Jim Davidson is a racist, misogynistic and highly unfunny comedian. :dance:

However, it weren't him wot said it!

 

[chris.ph]

Was it you wot wrote that V8 quote, mon tres grand Welshy?

i dont fit in astons i prefer jags

 

[poohcarrot]

At the moment I'm watching Spuds play Citeh. There's 30 minutes left and Citeh are winning 4-0, at WHL!
Citeh are absolutely awesome!
As far as I'm concerned, the league is already over. The battle is on for second place.
(Feel free to quote me on this at the end of the season.)

Football - It's a funny old game. :dance:

Just over one month ago, Man U were leading the Premier league by 8 points. Man C (Citeh) were second. Man U were on course to be Champions for a record-breaking 20th time.

One bookmaker already paid out to all those people who bet on Man U winning, and there were even T-shirts produced celebrating their obvious victory.

In fact, there was more chance of a total eclipse of the sun occurring than Man U bottling it....................















Oooh! Look! There's going to be a total eclipse of the sun in Japan on May 21st at 07:30. :dance:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_ecli ... y_20,_2012

PS: Good luck Pinflod. Are you going to Wembley? :dance:

 

[pip]

Herself is a huge West HAm fan but due to heavy pregnancy and stuff we'll give Wembley a miss. but for those betting on a Day of birth the excitement of the Championship playoff final might be a trigger
And yes its a funny ol game Pooh. Its like the Year with Newcastle except United are on the wrong end this time

 

[poohcarrot]

Its like the Year with Newcastle except United are on the wrong end this time

That time with Newcastle, Sir A messed with Keegan's head, causing him to lose it big time. This time Mancini completely out mind-gamed Sir A.

I'd prefer to see Citeh as champions, but if Man U do win, it'd be nice for Sir A to get one last trophy and go out in style. He WAS the greatest manager ever in the Premier league. However, he's 70 and I can't see Man U winning another trophy in the foreseeable future, not with their dodgy owners and the collection of OAPs and average players they have now. :dance:

 

[pip]

Its like the Year with Newcastle except United are on the wrong end this time

That time with Newcastle, Sir A messed with Keegan's head, causing him to lose it big time. This time Mancini completely out mind-gamed Sir A.

I'd prefer to see Citeh as champions, but if Man U do win, it'd be nice for Sir A to get one last trophy and go out in style. He WAS the greatest manager ever in the Premier league. However, he's 70 and I can't see Man U winning another trophy in the foreseeable future, not with their dodgy owners and the collection of OAPs and average players they have now. :dance:

Plus they are going to follow Rangers into bankruptcy .

 

[Penfold]

Thanks Pooh but as I haven't been able to get to a single match this year due to work, I won't be going to Wembley either (I'm probably going to be working through this match as well, unless I can get a shift change, and miss most of it).

 

[pip]

Thanks Pooh but as I haven't been able to get to a single match this year due to work, I won't be going to Wembley either (I'm probably going to be working through this match as well, unless I can get a shift change, and miss most of it).

I'll cheer for you Penners