(You know in chess you're supposed to think several moves in advance? Or are you talking about Irish chess, where you get an extra go if you shake a six, 20000000000000000000 euros for passing "go", and you have to answer questions on art and literature?)
I have a confession to make.
I swore out loud in my local convenience store today.
I saw a guy wearing a white T-shirt with an outline of Japan and a red circle (japanese flag) with some writing on. That's a cool T-shirt, I thought. Then I read what it said in the red circle;
"The land of the rising sun will soon become the land of the risen Son."
"F*#k off!" said I loudly.
And people looked at me funnily.