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So who do you want to be the Republican Candidate to get wiped out by Obama?

  • Mittens

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  • Frothy

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Newt

    Votes: 1 50.0%
  • Paul Ron

    Votes: 1 50.0%
  • A.N.Other

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    2
  • Poll closed .

poohcarrot

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NOT The land of the risen Son!!
"German celebrity bunny crushed to death by cameraman

Rabbit born without ears killed by TV crew member just as Saxony zoo prepared it for global fame"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/ma ... NTCMP=SRCH

The saddest story of the week. :( :( :( :cry: :cry: :cry:

It's not funny in the slightest! :cry: :cry: :cry:

Anybody who thinks this story is funny is sick. :cry: :cry: :cry:

There's even a photo of the cuddly little ex-rabbit. (Obviously before it was trampled on) :cry: :cry: :cry:
 

raisindot

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I guess rabbit's feet don't necessarily bring good luck.

This must have been a hare-raising experience for those present.

I suppose after this happened there was no bunny hope that he would live.

I heard the ilttle guy's last words were, "What's up--ARGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

I heard that the cameraman said, just before it happened, "Be vewwwy quiet. I'm cwusshing wabbits."

Apparently, after this happened, the French immediately surrendered.
 

poohcarrot

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Sep 13, 2009
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NOT The land of the risen Son!!
raisindot said:
I guess rabbit's feet don't necessarily bring good luck.

This must have been a hare-raising experience for those present.

I suppose after this happened there was no bunny hope that he would live.

I heard the ilttle guy's last words were, "What's up--ARGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

I heard that the cameraman said, just before it happened, "Be vewwwy quiet. I'm cwusshing wabbits."

Apparently, after this happened, the French immediately surrendered.
How could you J-I*b! :eek:
The poor bun-bun flattened. Squashed just befor he made the big time. A senseless waste of rabbit life.
There, but for the grace of God go I. :cry: :cry: :cry:
 

pip

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Sep 3, 2010
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poohcarrot said:
raisindot said:
I guess rabbit's feet don't necessarily bring good luck.

This must have been a hare-raising experience for those present.

I suppose after this happened there was no bunny hope that he would live.

I heard the ilttle guy's last words were, "What's up--ARGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

I heard that the cameraman said, just before it happened, "Be vewwwy quiet. I'm cwusshing wabbits."

Apparently, after this happened, the French immediately surrendered.
How could you J-I*b! :eek:
The poor bun-bun flattened. Squashed just befor he made the big time. A senseless waste of rabbit life.
There, but for the grace of God go I. :cry: :cry: :cry:
Was his name Stew :laugh:
 

poohcarrot

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Sep 13, 2009
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NOT The land of the risen Son!!
Poor Bunny

Farewell brave Til.
You were only 17 days old and had no ears.
So you probably didn't hear the cameraman stomping around.
Or maybe you did, and that's why you hid.

Did you like carrots?
How was Saxony?
You could have been the next celebrity octopus.
Like Paul, who predicted World Cup winners.
But you weren't an octopus, so probably not.
Did you like footy?

God moves in mysterious ways.
So do cameramen.

Up in rabbit heaven,
With Bambi's mother and Old Yellow,
scampering round saying,
"What? Pardon? I can't hear you!
I've got no ears, you know."

So sad.
 

poohcarrot

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Sep 13, 2009
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NOT The land of the risen Son!!
From that Judy Tzuke vid I then followed links to;

Streets of London
Where do you go to my lovely
Seasons in the sun
I'd love you to want me
Sound of silence.
I'm not in love

I felt like topping myself. :cry: :cry:

But then I found "I did what I did for Maria" which was the second ever single I bought. :dance: :dance:
Next I then listened to Sandie Shaw - Monsiuer Dupont - the first single I ever bought. :dance: :dance:
 

Batty

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poohcarrot said:
"Stay with me Til, dawn." :cry: :cry: :cry:
I'm still trying to work out the link between Judy Tzuke and Til? ... Not that I mind listening to Judy. She only ever made 3 albums and then disappeared from the scene.
If you want a sad, depressing song from her, have you heard: Ladies Night, from the Welcome To The Cruise album?
 
Jul 27, 2008
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Batty said:
poohcarrot said:
"Stay with me Til, dawn." :cry: :cry: :cry:
I'm still trying to work out the link between Judy Tzuke and Til? ... Not that I mind listening to Judy. She only ever made 3 albums and then disappeared from the scene.
If you want a sad, depressing song from her, have you heard: Ladies Night, from the Welcome To The Cruise album?
She still touring Batty. Tour dates and tickets for Judie Tzuke
Sat 17 Mar One Tree Less Tour: Judie Tzuke - Martlets Hall, Burgess Hill

Mon 19 Mar One Tree Less Tour: Judie Tzuke - St George's Bristol, Bristol

Tue 20 Mar One Tree Less Tour: Judie ... - Hazlitt Arts Centre, Maidstone


Judie and Bailey Tzuke
 

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