chris.ph said:
lets have a competition , who has the most orifices bet i win
2 eyes
2 ears
2nostrils
1 old boy (male twinkle)
2 arseholes
(1 is sticking out of my stomach)
2bellybuttons(when they sowed me back up they literally went straight back up hence 2)
1mouth
go on then beat that
2 eyes
2 ears
2nostrils
1 old boy (male twinkle)
2 arseholes

2bellybuttons(when they sowed me back up they literally went straight back up hence 2)
1mouth
go on then beat that



Now, if you're referring to a colostomy bag, that would be a different matter.... do you poop out of your paunch?