Jan Van Quirm said:
He's just trying to improve his smartypants quotient in a satirically English fashion whilst scorning the assistance of 'canned' smileys
Mmmmmm...canned smileys.
Speaking of canned smileys, a moment of silence, please, for the passing of Donald Goerke, 83, the inventor of SpaghettiOs, one of the basic four food groups digested by generations of finicky American kids.
I dare the eyes of any American over the age of 40 not to well up with cholesterol-clogged tears of nostalgia whist recalling that immortal commercial jingle:
"It's the neat round spaghetti you can eat with a spoon: Uh-Oh! ... SpaghettiOs!"
J-I-B