Twilight books, why?

[Sjoerd3000]

Who's Jedward?

 

[pip]

Who's Jedward?

I knows nothin

 

[Bouncy Castle]

Deny all

 

[deldaisy]

As the potential burnee its reassuring to find the mob debating the proper etiquette of pitchfork holding.

Time to quietly slip out Igors doorway :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Pip! Sit down and be quiet will you. Its the height of rudeness to start wandering off while WE (herewith referred to as "the mob") are trying to have a reasonable and intelligent discussion about pitchfork etiquette. Then again... if you get a running start it gives us an opportunity to chase you while waving our pitchforks and flaming torches. Its not really a moving beast if we are just standing around is it?

Sjoerd: Once the mob has gathered, the original question of WHY we have gathered is irrelevant... hence the term "mob mentality". Sheesh. Come ON people! I mean it sort of loses its momentum if we have to have a meeting to discuss the rules of unprovoked mob violence.
Now!... Who brought the matches? Anyone? Anyone?

 

[pip]

Whats going on, whats happening. whats that

 

[Sjoerd3000]

but can I have two pitchforks?

 

[deldaisy]

but can I have two pitchforks?

No

 

[Bouncy Castle]

 

[Sjoerd3000]

Can I have a torch and a pitchfork? :twisted:

 

[pip]

can i have a last meal

 

[deldaisy]

trust YOU Bouncy

Sjoerd: See above: Do you see any of the irate mob carrying TWO pitchforks? TWO flaming torches? TWO of anything? NO! Greedy sod! Get to the end of the line.... and take what you are given. At this rate you may end up with a rather rusty Spork.

 

[Bouncy Castle]

can i have a last meal

Rat onna stick.

 

[pip]

can i have a last meal

Rat onna stick.

With potatoes

 

[Bouncy Castle]

trust YOU Bouncy

Sjoerd: See above: Do you see any of the irate mob carrying TWO pitchforks? TWO flaming torches? TWO of anything? NO! Greedy sod! Get to the end of the line.... and take what you are given. At this rate you may end up with a rather rusty Spork.

Blimey mate, you've got yer dander up!!

 

[StevenF50]

Well I don't see why anyone likes twilight. My sister has read all the books and she complained when she ran out of twilight books to read. She made me sit through two twilight films She even has a poster of Jacob in her room(pukes). She is a huge twilight fan. The films were atrocious. Just a silly girl who liked a fairy vampire and became friends with a werewolf! Twilight just took all the gore and excitement of vampires and werewolfs and replaced it with romance!

 

[deldaisy]

can i have a last meal

Well of course you can Pip
We have Flame Grilled Rat, Seared and Roasted Rat, Burnt Rat-on-a-ummm-three-pronged-stick.

 

[pip]

can i have a last meal

Well of course you can Pip
We have Flame Grilled Rat, Seared and Roasted Rat, Burnt Rat-on-a-ummm-three-pronged-stick.

all i want is a potatoe

 

[deldaisy]

Welcome to the forum StevenF50. Wanna pitchfork?

 

[Bouncy Castle]

can i have a last meal

Well of course you can Pip
We have Flame Grilled Rat, Seared and Roasted Rat, Burnt Rat-on-a-ummm-three-pronged-stick.

all i want is a potatoe

An embarrassing fondness for root vegetbles, huh?

 

[pip]

can i have a last meal

Well of course you can Pip
We have Flame Grilled Rat, Seared and Roasted Rat, Burnt Rat-on-a-ummm-three-pronged-stick.

all i want is a potatoe

An embarrassing fondness for root vegetbles, huh?

I'm a confused young man.