oh god (hold head in hands) i am a massive football fan, I can only hope this is TP's vision of Discworld football in his own style.
I'm sure that he doesnt need to borrow from well worn football cliches his stuff is funnier.
(please dont talk anymore about football can feel my arms growing and knucles dragging on the floor, can help it this is supposed to be a haven from my heathen rantings lol)