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Nov 9, 2011
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But would Sam Vimes still be running the Watch when his son turns 30? Because you can't really imagine a Patrician younger than that, the Guilds wouldn't take him seriously, even if he is the world's leading expert on poo. A secret offspring of Vetinari is a beguiling idea, though. But they would have to run for office under a false name, I think, or else Vimes will have kittens if he sees even the ghost of an idea of a hereditary dynasty trying to establish itself.
 
Dec 18, 2011
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alicenanjing said:
But would Sam Vimes still be running the Watch when his son turns 30? Because you can't really imagine a Patrician younger than that, the Guilds wouldn't take him seriously, even if he is the world's leading expert on poo. A secret offspring of Vetinari is a beguiling idea, though. But they would have to run for office under a false name, I think, or else Vimes will have kittens if he sees even the ghost of an idea of a hereditary dynasty trying to establish itself.

Too bad he's not old enough or Sally could have been his offspring with Lady Margolotta.If vampires can have offspring with humans that is.
 
Nov 9, 2011
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I don't think any human gets to be old enough to see his offspring by a vampire become adult. With the lifespans they've got, they must have childhoods that last for a century or so. Spending sixty years as a teenager - now that's an idea for a horror movie.
 
Nov 9, 2011
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As for Harry King - well, he's a very credible character, and if this were New York we were talking about, he'd make mayor in a New York second. But just you try and picture Lord Rust or Lady Selachii or their kin calling him My Lord Patrician. It's just not in the cards. Maybe one of his grandchildren will get there. If the odour of the Golden River has had time to fade away.
 
Nov 9, 2011
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True, but does it clean up your working-class accent as well? The thing is... power isn't enough to make a man a leader, not by itself. He has to command respect also, and while I don't doubt that a descendant of Harry's would have no difficulty obtaining the respect of most Guilds, they are not the only players here. We can't let the example of former street urchin Commander Sir Samuel Vimes mislead us here. He and Harry King both rose to positions of power, but while Vimes managed to conquer for himself merit, dignity, exacting moral standards, redemption, in short, and also helped countless others to follow the same path, Harry has merely become rich and stayed ahead of the other sharks. They may both have acquired a coat of arms, but they are not equally respected.
 
Nov 22, 2011
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'Ave you never 'eard of ellycushon lessons?
:laugh:

And do you think the likes of Rust are really impressed by exacting moral standards etc - obviously we are :laugh: but as to the Selachiis and kin I suspect they would not have any more respect for Vimes than for Harry King - possibly less as of all values they would probably most admire the quality of ruthlessness - which is probably more evident in Harry than Sam.

Having said which Vimes has married into the aristocracy which must be a big bonus point in favour of any offspring ...
 
Nov 9, 2011
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Well, they may not be impressed by moral standards, but Vimes has managed to earn the respect and confidence of Diamond King of the trolls, the Low King of the dwarves, Lady Margolotta and other powers that be, and all that by himself, because of what he did and what he was, not because of his wife's influence. That counts for something, even for aristocrats. And that's something Harry King and his type cannot do.
 
Nov 22, 2011
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I think we can all agree that if political leadership was gained through personal merit and integrity Sam Vimes would be at the top of the list, sadly if roundworld is anything to go by anyway, it is more likely to be gained through influential connections (however made or inherited) or ruthless manipulation.

Do you not also think that the most admirable qualities Vimes possesses may prove to be a handicap in running the city - as Carrot says "Personal isn't the same as important"
 
Nov 9, 2011
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Of course, and that's one reason I never envisaged Sam Vimes as the next Patrician. And that's not the only thing. He's a cop, not a diplomat. The words "I've got you bang to rights and no mistake"are never far from his lips. He would never be able to play the quid pro quo game, to let a past crime or injustice slide for the sake of preventing crimes in the future. All his instincts would rebel and cry for vengeance.
Besides, if he's roughly the same age as Vetinari, he wouldn't have much time to offer as a successor. We need someone younger, we don't want to have to make the same hard choices in a couple of years' time, right?
 
Nov 13, 2011
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Vetinari's age: His young version was about 18 in Nightwatch (final year of school), he was in his early 50s in Thud!, is in his mid-to-late 50s by the time of Snuff. Vimes is close to his age, and showing signs of aging himself, so I don't see him as a viable replacement. Vetinari was probably in his early 20s when he became Patrician assuming he was the Patrician celebrating the 10th year of his ascendancy in Mort, but then he had his aunt working behind the scenes. Maybe if *he* decides he wants Young Sam as his heir he can also arrange for him to have the right kind of background and support, because we know he has influence on Sybil. This does mean he has to stick around as Patrician well into his 70s. People who are in view now and can be prepared for the task in shorter time would be Moist or maybe William. Harry King is also interesting, but I think he is a bit too old, considering he has been taking the piss since the 1960s and his daughter was getting married in The Truth already. Other options would be less visible (or not even visible) characters - perhaps a head of one of the many new guilds that formed under Vetinari's regime.
 

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Dec 5, 2011
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i think that in the unlikely event that Vetinari would die/need to be replaced, terry would create a totally new character not use an existing one. I feel that none of the candidates would be very good as ruler of AM, because they so suit the roles that they are in now.
Having said that, characters in discworld are starting to age, lord Rust in snuff was ageing and his son was being set up as his replacement, i guess it depends on how many more novels there are going to be.

I can't ever see Vetinari stepping aside though, i heard about this world leader that suffered a stroke and could not do the job anymore, but instead of telling him he had been replaced, a team of people were employed to keep him in a room and give him paperwork to sign and pretend he was still in charge. If Vetinari does need to be replaced for health/ageing reasons id like to think this would be a good way to do it, rather than retiring him against his will and leaving him with nothing to do. :think:
 
Nov 22, 2011
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cabbagehead said:
Vetinari's age: His young version was about 18 in Nightwatch (final year of school), he was in his early 50s in Thud!, is in his mid-to-late 50s by the time of Snuff. Vimes is close to his age, and showing signs of aging himself, so I don't see him as a viable replacement. Vetinari was probably in his early 20s when he became Patrician assuming he was the Patrician celebrating the 10th year of his ascendancy in Mort, but then he had his aunt working behind the scenes. Maybe if *he* decides he wants Young Sam as his heir he can also arrange for him to have the right kind of background and support, because we know he has influence on Sybil. This does mean he has to stick around as Patrician well into his 70s. People who are in view now and can be prepared for the task in shorter time would be Moist or maybe William. Harry King is also interesting, but I think he is a bit too old, considering he has been taking the piss since the 1960s and his daughter was getting married in The Truth already. Other options would be less visible (or not even visible) characters - perhaps a head of one of the many new guilds that formed under Vetinari's regime.
Agreed. I think I have been confusing this thread with another where I was arguing the case for Harry King's offspring
My apologies :doh:
 

madam

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alicenanjing said:
I don't think any human gets to be old enough to see his offspring by a vampire become adult. With the lifespans they've got, they must have childhoods that last for a century or so. Spending sixty years as a teenager - now that's an idea for a horror movie.

id imagine a half-vampires rate of aging would proboboly depend on the balance of vampire/human genetics they had swimming around their dna though and what with.... actually to cut a long and boring ramble short im just going to purport my crazy thoery de jour that Moist is Vetinari and Margo's unwitting bastard son and have done with it :laugh:
 
Nov 13, 2011
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I can't ever see Vetinari stepping aside though, i heard about this world leader that suffered a stroke and could not do the job anymore, but instead of telling him he had been replaced, a team of people were employed to keep him in a room and give him paperwork to sign and pretend he was still in charge. If Vetinari does need to be replaced for health/ageing reasons id like to think this would be a good way to do it, rather than retiring him against his will and leaving him with nothing to do.
Vetinari loves the city. If he left the scene without arranging for transition of power too much would break down and that would harm the city, be bad for business and also reflect badly on Vetinari and besmirch his memory. So I think he has some scheme going on to manipulate the people who will be selecting the next Patrician to choose someone he considers suitable. Someone who understands how the city works, who loves the city and seeks its success above personal gain.
 

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