pip said:
"And that, Charlie Brown, is what boredom is all about"
You think that's bad? You should read the
Transmetropolitan Christmas specials, one of which I take my avatar from, and the other supplied my sig. In the former, Spider Jerusalem claims to have killed Santa and dumped his corpse in a sewer. Not to mention reshaping snowmen in a manner deliberately designed to scar children.
But it's funnier in the second 'Christmas special'. Read the signature. After it, he says, "For example, last year, I didn't have this gun." Said gun being basically a gatling gun for snowballs. It's rather funny. And the people he shoots it at eventually retaliate with a
cannon. :clap: