worst films youve ever seen

[high eight]

The remake of The Wicker Man - the script is bad enough (The plausible pagans of the original are turned into a man-hating matriarchal sect of bee fetishists) but the acting!

Nick Cage (Never the most sophisticated or versatile actor. In fact the name of a certain pork product springs to mind....) is so far out of his depth he could be at the bottom of the Atlantic and the supporting cast are wooden enough to double as fenceposts.

In fact the Wicker Man himself takes the acting credits hands down. (Well, it was either him or the bees....)

 

[SpideyGirl]

The remake of The Wicker Man - the script is bad enough (The plausible pagans of the original are turned into a man-hating matriarchal sect of bee fetishists) but the acting!

Nick Cage (Never the most sophisticated or versatile actor. In fact the name of a certain pork product springs to mind....) is so far out of his depth he could be at the bottom of the Atlantic and the supporting cast are wooden enough to double as fenceposts.

In fact the Wicker Man himself takes the acting credits hands down. (Well, it was either him or the bees....)

Nick Cage of the Bad Seeds?

 

[Temple_maiden]

Pret a Porter - went to see it on a date and was not impressed.

Mars Attacks - just silly.

The Goonies - went to see it as a kid in the 80s and was just bored and kept pointing out all the plot holes.

Hitch Hikers Guide - the film version - awful. The only thing I liked was Magrathea and Bill Nighy

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the film, not the phenomenally fantastic series which followed.

Superman IV - even my crush on Christopher Reeve as a teenager couldn't rescue this dire effort.

 

[BatrickPatrick]

X Men
Burn After Reading
Closer
Most things with Jennifer Aniston or Ashton Kutcher

 

[ramtopsman]

Transporter 3

I paid to see this film and if it wasn't for the fact i paid £7 i would of walked out of this movie

 

[Who's Wee Dug]

Well your in luck it's on Film 4 tonight.

 

[high eight]

The remake of The Wicker Man - the script is bad enough (The plausible pagans of the original are turned into a man-hating matriarchal sect of bee fetishists) but the acting!

Nick Cage (Never the most sophisticated or versatile actor. In fact the name of a certain pork product springs to mind....) is so far out of his depth he could be at the bottom of the Atlantic and the supporting cast are wooden enough to double as fenceposts.

In fact the Wicker Man himself takes the acting credits hands down. (Well, it was either him or the bees....)

Nick Cage of the Bad Seeds?

No that's Nick Cave. Nick Cage is a (rather hammy) film actor.

 

[Joolz]

Hammy?! How can a man in a snakeskin jacket be HAMMY!!!!!

And how cool is Nick Cave

 

[SpideyGirl]

The remake of The Wicker Man - the script is bad enough (The plausible pagans of the original are turned into a man-hating matriarchal sect of bee fetishists) but the acting!

Nick Cage (Never the most sophisticated or versatile actor. In fact the name of a certain pork product springs to mind....) is so far out of his depth he could be at the bottom of the Atlantic and the supporting cast are wooden enough to double as fenceposts.

In fact the Wicker Man himself takes the acting credits hands down. (Well, it was either him or the bees....)

Nick Cage of the Bad Seeds?

No that's Nick Cave. Nick Cage is a (rather hammy) film actor.

Nicolas Cage? He of Conair? I rest my case. Though thought he was good in Kick Ass.

 

[michelanCello]

X Men
Burn After Reading

No way. X-men I can understand (a bit ), because, I mean, I guess not everyone's into this superhero stuff, but I just say Burn After Reading this week, and I enjoyed it... I'm getting to know the Coen brothers a bit more and I'm starting to appreciate them

 

[pip]

Has anyone said The Notebook yet.
That was a huge pain in the backside of a film

 

[michelanCello]

Belle de jour. Cathereine Deneuve just can't act!

 

[michelanCello]

OK, just found this - worst movie according to IMDb is a hungarian one Haven't seen it, though

 

[The Mad Collector]

OK, just found this - worst movie according to IMDb is a hungarian one Haven't seen it, though

I really think you should search it out and give us a review of your own.

 

[high eight]

Hammy?! How can a man in a snakeskin jacket be HAMMY!!!!!

And how cool is Nick Cave

Ask the snake.

And, as for Nick Cave, I prefer this song. Or anything off Murder Ballads.

 

[michelanCello]

OK, just found this - worst movie according to IMDb is a hungarian one Haven't seen it, though

I really think you should search it out and give us a review of your own.

Nah, not wasting my time on that - I've got experience with hungarian movies The oldies are good, though. The black-and-white ones. We used to have good actors back then. And good plots. Like The Corporal and the Others - love that movie

 

[unseenu]

Pretty much all the movies shown on syfy featuring bad cgi monsters

 

[ramtopsman]

unseenu
PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:19 pm Post subject:
Pretty much all the movies shown on syfy featuring bad cgi monsters

YEP TOTALLY AGREE =]

 

[Phoenix]

Pretty much all the movies shown on syfy featuring bad cgi monsters

You mean Megashark vs Dinocroc isn't a good film?!

Some Syfy films can be so bad they're amusing though. Stonehenge Apocalypse was watchable, but I suspect that was more to do with Misha Collins and Hill Harper than the plot

 

[Willem]

Transformers 2, that was some awful stuff.